So I hear that Jennifer Aniston just broke up with Will Pitt.

[Worst Username Ever]

Any truth to this? Al? Will, if you don't mind, could I ask Jen out?

[mainer]

1. I hear Angelina Jolie may have been involved

and who wouldn't believe that? Angelina is HOT.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Better go ask Will.

Will Pitt, you are a lucky man.

[chelsea0011]

3. I haven't stopped crying all day

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: With all the misery in the world........now this.

[Florida_Geek]

4. yes Will wanted a lot of little Billie around and she did not nt

[Worst Username Ever]

5. That is amazing. To think that a DUer would two-time Jen aniston.

*sigh.* How could he.

[Florida_Geek]

6. Drop a Billie here

drop a Billie there...

All in a night's work for Will

[yvr girl]

7. Shocking behaviour

just shocking.

[Bill Lumbergh]

8. I hear Bill Lumberg just dumped Jaime Pressly

I got tired of her. Yeah

[Worst Username Ever]

9. Hmmm. Yeah...

Gonna need to you come in on sunday, too.

[Bill Lumbergh]

10. Do you have those TPS reports for me?

nt

[Worst Username Ever]

11. You took my stapler

[Bill Lumbergh]

12. Ah, yeah.

Ok, I, I, I’m going to set the building on fire. I tell him, if I don’t get my stapler I’m going to have to get my stapler back because it is my stapler. It’s my stapler, the Swingline. It’s been mine for a very long time.

[HeyManThatsCool]

15. Milton Probably Has Her

On the Island he went to



"I was told I could listen to my music at a reasonable level"

[WilliamPitt]

14. No salt. NO SALT.

Still my favorite line.

[WilliamPitt]

13. I don't want to talk about it

Mmmmm...Aniston booooobies...llllaaaaagggghhhhllll...

*whimper*