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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 05:56 PM
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Crap....I needed those 2.68 microseconds.
The day is now 2.68 microseconds shorter.

Now I'll never get my work done in a day!
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agates Donating Member (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 06:06 PM
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1. Or enough sleep nt
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 06:16 PM
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2. How DO you turn back an atomic clock ?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 06:16 PM
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3. With really tiny hands.
:D
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 06:18 PM
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4. I dunno for sure
but 20 bucks says it somehow involves duct tape and wd-40.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 06:19 PM
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5. Fear Not!! In About 100 Days, The Ocean's Tidal Forces...
... and the drag it creats on the planet will slow the Earth's orbit back down to where it was before the earthquake.

But... every 100 days, we CONTINUE to lose 3 microseconds... so your days are getting longer. You can use that extra time to sleep in.

Enjoy!

-- Allen
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