Bill O'Reilly wants YOU to hire a SBV - What kind of job can you give?

[LynneSin]

http://mediamatters.org/items/200501100007

O'Reilly urged viewers to hire unemployed Swift Boat Veteran

More than two months after the November 2 presidential election, FOX News host Bill O'Reilly urged viewers to find a job for Steven Gardner, a member of the discredited anti-Kerry group Swift Boat Vets and POWs for Truth, and did not challenge Gardner's dubious claims that he was fired in retaliation for his attacks on Senator John Kerry.

O'REILLY: We wanna get you a job. All right, you're 57 years old, you've got a family, you don't have any money -- we gotta get you a job. So, I've your resume here -- that you are a two-tour volunteer of Vietnam. You volunteered for two tours of duty in Vietnam, so you're a patriot, there's no question about that. You've got a Purple Heart . And from 1972 until two months ago, you were employed almost all the time. You don't have a -- yeah, Conrail, general manager of a boat industry, field supervisor for Millennium

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Well, I could use someone to do some light housekeeping and to brush Evita's teeth since she is very resistant to teethbrushing (btw, she's a cat).

What kind of job could you give for Swift Boat Veteran Steven Gardner?

[Richardo]

1. If I broke both my arms I'd hire him as the asswipe he is...

Other than that - get a job at Regnery Publishing, fool. MAybe Judith Regan needs a new middle aged boy toy since Bernie didn't work out.

[Skittles]

3. lol.............Richardo

I wouldn't trust the bastard to do it right :D

[LynneSin]

6. Personally, I think I'd learn to do it with one of my feet

Like that guy they portrayed in "My left foot"

[Richardo]

9. You're cracking me up, LynneSin

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[LynneSin]

4. I'm wondering why Bill O'Iie-alot doesn't hire him

Unless Bill doesn't think Gardner is into Loofahs & Fafelals

[JohnLocke]

2. Rodeo clown? (nt)

[Skittles]

15. nah, he'd be trying to f*** the animals

nt

[russian33]

5. yeah, O'Reilly is an independent...sure...yep...

tell that lying sack of crap to go work at WalMart, I'm sure they'd welcome him

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Go to Wal-Mart, idiot.

They're Republican assholes like you, so I bet you'll LOVE their labor policy.

[fnottr]

8. I like this...

"You volunteered for two tours of duty in Vietnam, so you're a patriot, there's no question about that. You've got a Purple Heart "


Errrr.....didn't Kerry volenteer for a few tours of duty and win THREE purple hearts? How come there were questions about Kerry's patriotism?

[Left Is Write]

38. My thoughts exactly.

[Liberal In Texas]

I hear Haliburton needs truck drivers

...in Iraq.
He can pilot a nice swift TANKER trailer.

I hear the pay is good. Something for the widow.

[MADem]

10. Why doesn't

DILDO REILLY hire him to clean his vibrators and ensure a steady supply of loofah and falafel? You never know when those items might come in handy, and this guy could 'swiftly' ensure that they are readily available. Also, he could hold the phone to Dildo's ear in the event that both his hands are occupied. C'mon, Dildo, step up to the plate and hire the guy!!!!

[Goldeneye]

11. What did they do before selling their souls?

I'm sure the economy will pick up soon...maybe they can get work at McDonalds for now.

[NoPasaran]

12. Would he stand on a street corner holding a cardboard sign

Reading "I am a lying sack of shit. God Bless"?

[Liberal In Texas]

14. "WILL LIE FOR FOOD" n/t

[Richardo]

16. LOL! "Will lie my ass off for food."

:D NoPasaran!

[davidinalameda]

13. need someone to clean the catbox

and my bathroom

[Inland]

17. Millions for attack ads; why can't the haters take care of their own? nt

[LynneSin]

21. Ask Linda Tripp - she's still looking for handouts

http://www.storesense.com/tripp/scripts/store.exe/search?category=Donations

[Inland]

23. The right wing haters expect to be taken care of, eg, A. Williams.

[Pirate Smile]

18. We need to get a job for the reporter Sinclair fired because he

didn't like the John Kerry smear piece they were going to air?

Last week, there was an article that stated he still hasn't found a job.

[Bouncy Ball]

19. I wouldn't hire him

because he probably lied to get those Purple Hearts and how do I know he was really THERE anyway? And how do I know he didn't just shoot himself to get out of there if he even WAS there?

:eyes:

(I HATE HATE HATE THOSE DESPICABLE BASTARDS AND THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE MY SPITTLE.)

[tsuki]

20. Why can't we just give him O'Reilly's job?

[alvis]

22. How about greeter at Walmart

[xchrom]

24. are there no poor houses

no way -- let him suffer.
like i even believe that sad fuck is suffering.

[RetroLounge]

25. I say greeter at walmart

Stupid lying POS deserves at least a Walmart job, so he can experience the Repug economy.

A Jobless Swift-boat-lying Repug, why do I find glee in that?

RL

[bahrbearian]

26. Falafel salesman.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Well, doesn't Bill have a vacancy created by the woman he harrassed?

I'm sure a smart guy like Steve there can handle it, eh Bill? If you want him to have a job, YOU hire him, Bill! Asshole.

[ohiosmith]

28. A job in the ape house at a zoo picking peanuts out of gorilla shit

during their mating season.

[Catchawave]

29. Secretary of Homeland Security ?

Hey now, Bush "owes" him <snort>

[matcom]

30. I NEED A LOOFA CLEANER!

got his home number?

[LynneSin]

31. He could do double duty and make Falafals for you too

:eyes:

[matcom]

32. WHERE IS YOUR NEKKID ASS LADY?????

x(

[matcom]

33. ooooo i'm now a THREADKILLER!

:D

[matcom]

34. KILLAH!!!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

39. Ramsey has it

We'll take the card to CVS and see if we can burn a CD there with the picture

[goodboy]

35. My septic tank could use cleaning...BTW, how much did this guy

bleed when he was awarded his Purple Heart...I don't hire anyone who didn't lose at LEAST 4 pints of blood.

[Nitrogenica]

36. I have a job: Smear George W Bush for a price.

Name your price.

[mcscajun]

37. Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

The treadmill and the poor law are in full vigor, then?

Render unto Scrooge the things that are Scrooge's.