Danzig is a bad-ass motherfucker.

[SmileyBoy]

I'm listening to "Mother" right now. He kicked serious major ass, and he was soooooo underrated, too.

I put the blame on MTV.

[noshenanigans]

1. he was on Aqua Teen, so he's okay by me.

His music's not really my style, but he was in that one episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and that's enough the stay in my good graces for a while.

[Jesus H. Christ]

2. That was hilarious.

He bought the house from Carl then was upset when it stopped bleeding.

I wonder if he had anything to do with that script.

[noshenanigans]

4. Dude, I love your name.

The episode is the one with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, right? I've watched the dvds soooo many times they tend to blend together. God I love that show.

[SmileyBoy]

5. "Tell that FUCKING robot to get the blood running in the FUCKING house..."

"Or I'm gonna eat my cereal out of your FUCKING skull!!! Istochlicht???!!!"

[alvis]

7. Carl: What's your name again?

Man: Danzig, mother@#$%^&

Carl: Huh.

Danzig: Now, uh, is there a way to get the blood to flow up the walls?

Robot: I don't see why not.

Carl: That's good right? Going up a wall? That's elf blood too. That's not cheap, you know.

Danzig: How much you want?

Carl: I don't know, maybe, I don't know, a million?

Danzig: Killer. Draft a check tomorrow.

Carl: You're serious. Thank you, God!

http://www.geocities.com/audrahammer/cyberneticghost.html

[mr_hat]

3. And that's really his name, too. Like Rancid. And Dokken.

[SmileyBoy]

6. His actual name is Glenn Danzig.

It's his real last name tho, you're right.

[vi5]

8. Uh...I don't believe that it is...

I could be wrong about that but I was pretty sure that Danzig was a stage name.

[name not needed]

11. His real last name is Anzalone

[vi5]

15. I thought so.....I knew that he and Jerry Only and Doyle...

...were NJ Goombas (for the record I am technically a NJ Goomba as well).

[mitchum]

9. "In hell I will be tall" was always my metal buddy's take on Danzig

but he did invent the "bang of death" hairdo back in his Misfits days (he should get royalties from the subsequent generations of goths)

[vi5]

10. Yeah, except when he's getting knocked out on video...

I loved the Misfits and Samhain something fierce. Danzig (the band) never really did anything for me.

But that video of him shoving that guy then getting his clock cleaned is admittedly pretty funny.

[name not needed]

12. I've got a GIF of it.

[johnnie]

13. That video cracks me up

He gets clocked.

[vi5]

14. Normally I'd have some sympathy...

But he started it and he was clearly asking for it. You don't shove a guy that size, and say "Fuck you, you motherfucker!" while doing so and not expect to get your clock cleaned.