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Mon Jan-10-05 09:20 PM
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What's the most unromantic thing a partner has done DURING sex? |
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I had a girlfriend who actually answered the phone.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:22 PM
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1. I can name something I did |
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Shot her in the eye. She shouldn't have pulled away too soon. :o
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:28 PM
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But she was like, four feet away.
Oh, to be a teenager again.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:11 PM
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39. My wife finally realizes... |
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... that I have no control whatsoever where it goes :evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:23 PM
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2. Ooo Ohh - Me - Me - Me!!!!! |
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Sorry honey.
He fell asleep in the middle of everything.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:26 PM
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 09:27 PM by CO Liberal
..I had just taken my prescription painkillers and my muscle relaxer. Which, by the way, relaxes EVERY muscle.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:23 PM
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3. Let me get two out of the way right now... |
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Farted Went to sleep/passed out
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:23 PM
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4. Tell me I should get plastic surgery. |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:24 PM
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6. i hope you gave him the boot |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:25 PM
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It took me long enough, but yes.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:42 PM
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:hug: i thought he was just some guy, not a partner you had for a long time.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:45 PM
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52. You don't need it, your pretty as it is!!!!!!!! |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:24 PM
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He actually said something about the Mariners. I forgot what but I sure remember what an idiot he was.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:25 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:53 PM
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24. Thinking about sports, recalling baseball statistics... |
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one way for a man to last a little longer. (He just wasn't supposed to say it out loud ;) )
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:25 PM
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Y'know, shag carpet in the 70's? That stuff will KILL you! :P
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:26 PM
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Where the hell have you been? |
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And next time, PLEASE get a regular rug! x(
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:29 PM
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13. Tending Yaks, of course................................. |
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Father-in-law in hospital, stepdaughter & boyfriend evicted & staying with us (along with their 2 big dogs) and 35 below!!
:loveya: Regular rug currently in place, ZW!!
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:37 PM
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14. Hope your father-in-law gets better! |
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And here I was thinking I was cold when it hit 1 degree the other night! :scared: :loveya:
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:26 PM
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10. Make a reference about his EX! |
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 09:27 PM by Lone_Star_Dem
Needless to say that didn't go over well. x(
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:53 PM
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25. Me ex-wife quietly called out the name of her friend. |
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Her oldest girlfriend. I suppose if she'd ever "been with" her oldest girlfriend, I could have taken it as a compliment, but in the context of our marriage, it was a pretty heavy blow.
At the time it happened, I was a bit uhmm, muffled, so I didn't do anything but stop for a second and utter a muffled "eh?". And then went back to it. I guess that's the silver lining to being on a starvation diet, sexually; nothing phases you too much, lol. Look, I can laugh about it all now :P
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:54 PM
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28. PS, the above post was meant to answer the thread... |
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...but I am curious about the context of your post, LSD!
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:29 PM
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12. a long-time boyfriend |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:39 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:37 PM
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15. Screaming someone else's name isn't that unusual, but... |
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having your bridgework fall out and bounce off her nose is.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:40 PM
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49. Talk About a Mood-Breaker..... |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:40 PM
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17. Cleaned my finger nails.... |
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...didn't last long after that.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:42 PM
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19. I did something a few times... |
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I laughed uncontrollably during it:shrug: I'd remember something funny and start cracking up. I call it "Funny Sex" when it occurs
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:45 PM
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20. i have read a magazine and watched tv |
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during sex before. can't think of anything unromantic someone else has done tho...
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:48 PM
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22. Must have been SOME performance. |
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:11 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:22 PM
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Sometimes I'm a tad slow, but then I went to school in Texas. ;-)
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:54 PM
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27. Why bother having sex if you're going to watch tv? |
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Just curious why you wouldn't just say "I'm not in the mood"?
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:10 PM
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37. cuz i knew he would get me in the mood |
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and it's kind of hot to pretend like you aren't into it, but as it goes on, you just can't resist.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:11 PM
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42. Ohhhhh...*slaps forehead* |
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:47 PM
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21. well... it wasn't a partner... it was (predictably) a kitten |
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. . . all of a sudden we realized we had an audience . . . we looked . . . um . . . down, and saw Toby (as a kitten) at the foot of the bed. The amazed look on its face said, "Whatcha doin', Moms?! Huh?"
It didn't ruin the mood, but we had to stop laughing first . . .
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:52 PM
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23. We Make a Point of Putting Della Out Of the Room |
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 09:53 PM by CO Liberal
And she sits outside the door meowing as if to say "LET ME IN!!!" That's when we turn on the boom box.
When we finally open the door again, Della always rushed in to make sure The Princess is all right.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:59 PM
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31. Della only checks on The Princess? |
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:D
If we locked all the cats out, we wouldn't have any carpet under the bedroom door.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:18 PM
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44. We Took All Our Carpeting Up A Few Years Ago |
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Replaced it with vinyl tile. Much easier to keep clean in dusty Southern Colorado.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:53 PM
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26. Just as I was about to............. |
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my wife asked me if I had made the mortgage payment. I am not sure why I remember this......it was a long time ago.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:56 PM
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29. Told me to move over because I was blocking his view of the TV. |
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:00 PM
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34. Did You Poke Him In The Eyes? |
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:06 PM
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36. I tried to, but he put his hand up in classic 3 Stooges style and blocked |
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my subtle eye-poking maneuver! :silly:
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:57 PM
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30. Stopped to pick his nose. |
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And no, I'm not kidding. And no, I didn't stay with him.
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Mon Jan-10-05 09:59 PM
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right in the middle of it all, the dog and cat decided to do a little smack down right under the bed.
All we could hear was growling, hissing and little doggy and kitty skulls hitting the slats of the bed frame.
It kinda ruined it.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:00 PM
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33. I've said the following: |
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"Ok but as long as it's only during the commercial break."
He obliged me.
And the BEST story yet:
When our daughter was about four, she was stealthy. Husband THOUGHT he locked the bedroom door. Fortunately we were done, but JUST. Next thing I know, she's standing right beside the bed (everyone is covered, by the way) and she says "Hi Momma! Whatcha doing?"
And I pant "Uh, mommy and daddy are wrestling."
She looks thoughtful and says "Hmmm. Looks like Daddy's winning!" Then skips out of the room.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:11 PM
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41. THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!!! |
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:49 PM
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Her ex's name. At least she never called me "Stacie"...(my replacement)
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:11 PM
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40. Asked "where did you learn that?" |
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I suppose it could have been flattering...except it wasn't. (Can't a gal ad lib?) And also, same person, fell asleep on me. And once got me to...um, engage while a third party was reading his manuscript in another room.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:17 PM
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43. Oooops, I did that once. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 10:24 PM by bettyellen
i actually picked up the call and confirmed a date with somebody else... hey, it was paris... i got a little greedy. *squirm*
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:22 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:26 PM
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48. Oui, Oui!! Je Taime !! Cest Soir? Superb! |
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:22 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:47 PM
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53. My girlfriend has also farted too |
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She's also bitten me and told me she'd like to have sex with her underage friend.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:41 PM
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50. That happened to me too. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 10:47 PM by Taxloss
And passing wind. eesh.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:43 PM
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51. Well, we were both guilty of this, so it was a little funny. |
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We were actively being, er... active, , and the Tonight Show was on in the background (back in the days of Johnny Carson). Carson said something - for the life of me, I can't remember what - that struck us both so funny that we stopped, turned to the television, watched for a moment, looked at each other, laughed, and went back to business.
Unromantic, yes. But not in a bad way.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:47 PM
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54. I had a boyfriend who perspired heavily during sex- |
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so much that I felt like I was totally drenched with his sweat afterwards and couldn't wait to take a shower. He was embarrassed about it, but he couldn't help it. He was young and in good shape, a marathon runner.
I tried to get used to it, but I hated it.
:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:51 PM
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56. She looked at her watch. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 11:32 PM by slutticus
That sucked.
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Mon Jan-10-05 10:52 PM
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57. this makes me wonder what they really mean by a "sex thread" |
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