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Tue Jan-11-05 02:01 AM
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I'm Gerald Ford, ask me anything |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:03 AM
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1. how did you land such a cool wife? |
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I mean, face it, you're a bit of a twit
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:04 AM
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And my wife is not cold, she is in my warm embrace right now
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:09 AM
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8. THAT'S MADAM TO YOU, LENAPE!!!! |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:21 AM
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20. Lenape, wasn't that my original first name |
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You know, way back in the olden days when I was a little boy, and my last name was King.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:06 AM
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3. did you know I would feel better if you lived longer than Ronnie? |
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At least youre a good guy.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:08 AM
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5. Yes, but Ronald Reagan is a good guy too |
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I wanted to be his veep, but George Bush wouldn't let me. I still cry about it today.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:09 AM
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Youre a lot better than Reagan.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:10 AM
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9. I think I might run for President in 2008 |
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I think the Republican Party will let a seasoned veteran run again
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:11 AM
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10. They're looking to run someone like Frist or Jeb. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:14 AM
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14. What, listen, I'm an elder statesman in the Republican party |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:21 AM
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21. No youre not, they odnt like you |
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something about you being too liberal.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:24 AM
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23. Hey, listen Mr., I will be president again in 2008 |
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Or I will send you to Suharto's Indonesia, where I gave him the green light to torture his citizens
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:25 AM
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24. good luck with that, just know that the GOP doesnt like you |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:30 AM
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26. They still do, in fact, I contributed to John Kerry's campaign |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:36 AM
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He was the Republican candidate, right?
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:37 AM
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35. no you guys have a strict no Irish policy |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:47 AM
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50. Gee, now you tell me????????????????? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:07 AM
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4. why did you fall down so much? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:08 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:12 AM
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11. I loved you on The Simpsons... |
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Do you think the elder Bush took time away from you in the episode?
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:13 AM
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12. Yes he did, but I respect Groening's decision |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:14 AM
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13. Were the people of Poland an autonomous people in '76. eom |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:14 AM
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16. Yes they were, they weren't under Soviet influence |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:14 AM
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15. are you left handed or ambidextrous? |
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Just wondered if you had your coordination together.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:15 AM
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17. How should I know, I'm 78 years old |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:16 AM
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18. 78? I thought you were 91! |
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Or do you feel 78? or 69?
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:18 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:22 AM
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22. confused about your age? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:26 AM
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25. I know my age, I'm 84 |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:38 AM
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36. That's none of your business, son. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:40 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:47 AM
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49. Are you lesbian or something |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:50 AM
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54. Now why would you ask that type of question? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:51 AM
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57. Because you looked like a boy to these 67 year old eyes |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:53 AM
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60. I just let my hair down...now do I look like a lady? |
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(and yes I am quite hetero...)
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:55 AM
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63. Well, Betty did have shorter hair, though, it could be..... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:56 AM
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66. here, have another drink... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:56 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:32 AM
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27. Whats the real deal on the JFK assasination? You were on the Warren |
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Commission and the whole thing stinks of bullshit. Come straight with us now.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:34 AM
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28. Guess what, I lied, I assassinated him |
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I was jealous because he stole Illinois, and had I won that state, I would have been president much sooner.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:36 AM
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Was Arlen Spector in on it too?
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:37 AM
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:42 AM
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40. Or was it Phil Spector? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:36 AM
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32. are you confusing yourself with nixon? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:39 AM
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37. No, Nixon was a crooked scumbag and he should never have been pardoned |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:41 AM
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39. "I am not a crook!" Hey, how'd I end up on this thread? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:42 AM
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41. Hey Nixon I got a question |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:45 AM
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44. He wouldn't know the answer, he's a Democrat |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:45 AM
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46. Then why did he choose you to be his VP? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:49 AM
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53. I was not his VP, JFK was |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:55 AM
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62. Look, I knew JFK, and you're no JFK! |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:56 AM
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65. No you didn't, weren't you not born yet |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:13 AM
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77. Bummer, I was TOO! I'm old enough to be Kleeb's mom. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:45 AM
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45. I'm too busy talking to the president's portraits to answer that. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:46 AM
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48. bummer, did you know that Arnold Schwartzger idolizes you? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:48 AM
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51. Now I'm blushing. THE Terminator likes ME? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:48 AM
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52. Yes, he said you were his political role model, what made him a republican |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:51 AM
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56. Garsh! Hey Pat, pour me another one. |
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Hey, you know with this weather we're having, I just might pop up again.
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:52 AM
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59. Hey Nixon, your wife is ugly |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:50 AM
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55. No, the terminator likes ME better |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:54 AM
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61. Don't call ME a bitch |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:55 AM
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64. you guys sound like two valley girls |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:58 AM
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68. Shut up Muskie, nobody asked you |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:33 AM
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84. I am not Muskie in this thread |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:58 AM
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69. OK, then I'll call you a.......help me out here... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:01 AM
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71. I'VE HAD IT "HURLS CHAIR IN NIXON'S FACE" |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:04 AM
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73. OW! STOP! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME, YA BIG BRUTE! |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:06 AM
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74. FIGHT BACK WOULD YOU "GIVES DICK THE ONE-TWO-ONE-TWO" |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:32 AM
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83. "ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THINKS YOU ARE DISHONEST" |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:43 AM
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42. Hey Dick, nobody likes you |
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Go back to Yorba Linda, asshole
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:43 AM
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43. Are aliens real? What about area 51? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:45 AM
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47. Oh yes, they cross the Mexican border all the time |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:01 AM
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70. Yeah, and they come here in saucers with,..with,..BEANS in them. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:02 AM
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72. "KICKS NIXON IN GROIN" |
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76. Kissinger writes book, has lunch with Pinochet. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:13 AM
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78. WHAT, HE DIDN'T INVITE ME, C'MON KISSINGER, LET'S DUAL |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:15 AM
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79. Mr. President, you must surrender to the Dark Side! |
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80. "I DON'T LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL" |
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81. Yes, but do you play with heavy water? |
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82. "CHOPS OFF NIXON'S HEAD" |
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:34 AM
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85. Oh My GOD! You've killed Kenny! |
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