Had a little horsy named Paul Revere

[flvegan]

Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand

[dolo amber]

1. One lonely Beastie I be

All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot,the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name was MCA, he said "howdy", I said "hi"

:D

[catzies]

3. "Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill,"

"I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

aw yeah :D

[northzax]

2. He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed

Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said...

[Syrinx]

4. I won't even mention the wiffle-ball bat!

:D

[northzax]

5. yeah, but it raises a good questions

are you a 'like this' guy, or a 'like that' guy?

[flvegan]

6. Man, was that sheriff pissed, too

For what I did to his daughter.