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Tue Jan-11-05 04:30 PM
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New Years Photos: Guy Attempts to shoot fireworks from his ass crack |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:32 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:34 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:34 PM
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2. And he's trusting some jackass... |
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...with a bottle to help him do it. Why would anyone see anything wrong with this?:eyes:
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:34 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:34 PM
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5. That area don't heal well .... |
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or quickly. And how much alcohol was involved????
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:35 PM
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a drunken, dumbass, freeper
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:35 PM
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7. First winner of the 2005 Darwin Award.n/t |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:48 PM
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18. Sorry no Darwin award for him, he would have had to die from his |
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actions.....humm perhaps blood poisoning. He could be added to the almost category.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:37 PM
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8. Ahh... The Power Of Alcohol. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:37 PM
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Why'd they move it so much farther down in the second shot? If they hadn't done that, it might have gone a little more smoothly.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:38 PM
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11. I dont' think anyone moved it |
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:51 PM
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38. I think it just clamped shut |
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That would be a natural reaction when the first spark made contact with the launch pad. Of course the clamping action interfered with the missile release causing a catastrophic end of mission.
;(
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:38 PM
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10. THAT is the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do |
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Well, one of them. I swear I was not born on earth. I wish they would pick me up already and get me back to my own people.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:40 PM
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12. This is what amazes me about the internet. |
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This would be a run of the mill urban legend if not for the 'net.
What a total idiot. But we all knew that without me pointing it out.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:40 PM
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13. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:41 PM
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14. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:41 PM
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15. Germany or the Netherlands |
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Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 04:48 PM by Kellanved
Few other places on earth where the people get that crazy on new year's eve while still being able to operate a camera.
Edit: Sitzerland, it seems. Figures.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:43 PM
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16. Look at the expression on the buddy's face. |
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And the forty.
Classic.
Also worth noting: the buddy stuck it down deep, by clenching he's compounding his problems.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:44 PM
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That is just TOO f**king funny! If you're stupid enough to stick fireworks near your ass, you get what you deserve!
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:48 PM
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19. Could be the next Darwin Award winner |
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... just needs a little more practice.
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:50 PM
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20. This isn't sitting well with me................... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:51 PM
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21. Darwin 1 - Creationism 0 |
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quick someone call my bookie
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:55 PM
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first of all "WHY??"
but after that...
How did he explain that to the doctors? How did he explain it to his boss on Monday? Is he able to use a toilet while that heals?
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:01 PM
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24. Remember, wipe back to front! n/t |
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:44 PM
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36. I think you got that bassackwards......... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 04:56 PM
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23. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:05 PM
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25. so, this freeper says 'here. hold mah beer!'.... |
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Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 05:06 PM by KG
famous last words...
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:08 PM
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26. I wonder if his buddy offered to help apply the burn cream |
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Ouch. I've had some second degree burning in my time, and it hurts like a mofukka
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:09 PM
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27. your username is appropriate for posting this |
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:09 PM
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29. I knew SOMEONE would point that out n/t |
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:13 PM
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31. despite that,you weren't concerned with making an ass of yourself? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:09 PM
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28. I've seen some dumb asses in my life |
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but that one is up there.
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:10 PM
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Friends don't let friends shoot fireworks from their ass drunk.
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:13 PM
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32. Wouldn't waxing have been easier? |
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and less painful? :shrug:
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:19 PM
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33. Well he sure does have a funkybutt now |
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Tue Jan-11-05 05:21 PM
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34. It gives a whole new meaning to Blow It Out Your Ass! n/t |
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:31 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:50 PM
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Is a pic of his face once they pulled the firecracker out of his ass.
Was it like a Doh!
or was he in tears?
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:56 PM
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what did he think was gonna happen? Sheesh!
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Tue Jan-11-05 07:59 PM
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40. ROFLMAO!! Oh good God! |
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:D I have tears streaming down my face and I'm gasping for air! :bounce: :bounce:
I can't believe anybody did this! :wow: :wow:
That's going to :hurts: for a loooonnnngggggg time. Yowie!
If they had left it at the first pic, he would have been alright.
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:18 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:23 PM
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42. Funky Butt... is that you? |
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I just put it together. The name... the pix
lol
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:31 PM
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43. I have no idea what's wrong with me that I opened this thread. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 PM
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44. In a civilized society, I'd be angry that they make TV shows depicting |
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this.
But, this is America and ¢orporate ameri¢a ¢ontrol$ it all. Our "society" is devolved into a $o¢iety.
Forgive me if I do laugh. But only at the state of $o¢ity; the twit kid is merely a victim of his own surroundings. (bodes well for the future, don'cha think? The Next W. :eyes: )
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