Ha!

[jpgray]

I just opened a drawer in my bathroom a little further than usual to replace the soap in the dispenser. So afterwards, I try to shut the drawer and it doesn't shut. I reach behind the drawer and there is a wad of damp and dishevelled porn magazines back there. Sure it's mildly digusting (I broke out the cleaning gloves for this one), but I found it strangely hilarious to discover a previous tenant's porn stash.

[redqueen]

1. hehehe... pr0n...

So... what kinda mags?

[jpgray]

2. Pretty tame--mostly Playboy from what I could see (nt)

[redqueen]

3. Oh, ok... thanks.

:boring:

[jpgray]

4. The actual porn was the least exciting part of the whole affair (nt)

[asthmaticeog]

5. What does it say about a person

when he spanks it to something so boring there's really no need to hide it to begin with - and he hides it anyway?

[jpgray]

6. Not to mention this is essentially a one-bedroom unit

He was doubtless hiding it from the Lord God.

[redqueen]

9. Um, girlfriend?

The most vehemently anti-pr0n people I've known have been girlfriends. For some reason the wives I've known well enough to discuss this with don't really care.

[jpgray]

11. I can't make sense of that either

To me a guy who would rent this apartment could not both own Playboys and have a girlfriend. I can't picture it.

[redqueen]

7. That he lived with someone with an extreme aversion to pr0n?

huh huh huh... spanks it... huh huh huh huh huh

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Seriously...

Playboy's are something that you can leave out on your coffee table when grandma visits. Why hide such vanilla porn? Unless it was a teenager hiding it from mom...

[Bok_Tukalo]

10. All my porn is from 1985

Every time I clean the closet out, I take it down and paruse. Can't seem to throw it away though. It's getting funnier every year.

[skygazer]

12. Funny porn mag story

Years ago, when I was with my criminal ex husband, a friend of his gave him a stack of really gross porn mags that he had found at the dump (this guy used to root through the dump looking for 'good stuff' that people had tossed out).

They were really nasty, most of them featuring wierd fetishes and abnormally sized body parts (use your imagination) and hubby simply threw them in a drawer and forgot about them.

Months later, the police raided our house (those were NOT fun days) and all I could think of as I stood on the lawn watching them pour into the place with dogs and about 32 officers was, "please don't find the magazines!"

They did, of course, but had the grace not to say anything to me about them. ~sigh~

[jpgray]

13. Even the peripheries of your story are way better than all of mine

:D

[skygazer]

14. My stories are a lot more fun to tell than they were to live

Though there was a certain surreal intrigue to them at the time.