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Tue Jan-11-05 07:54 PM
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I love our president, and I think he's doing an outstanding job |
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and he's a wonderful, even awe-inspiring, leader who I am sure will lead us valiantly through any and all ills that this country might face in the next four years, and will set us up for absolute safety for the next seven generations with his rapier intellect, keen insight into economic theory, and sheer bravado in the face of danger and willingness to make the hard decisions and stand by his principles. Unlike those demonrats who fold up and cry to momma as soon as they've earned their third or fourth Purple Heart.
I pray to God each morning when I wake up (at a decent, Christian time of 4:30 am), because His man was in charge over night and saved me from the sure anal-raping from a filthy towel-head I would have experienced if a UN-worshiping demonrat had been made president, and I pray to God every night before I go to bed (at a decent, Christian time of 9:30 pm) that His man was on duty during the day, saving our women from a sure raping from some filthy explosive-wielding muslim, which would surely have happened if some pot-besotten family-hating demonrat had been made president.
God save our leader! God bless America! Gott mit uns! Arbeit macht frei!!
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:01 PM
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1. I want some of what you're smoking! |
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Wed Jan-12-05 03:38 PM
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50. Do you remember Halloween of 2003? |
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Christ...there were tons of Posts about how wonderful Bush and the Republicans were. It seemed half of DU came on-line dressed up as Freepers. It was a Riot! (Did you see that magnificent Manly bulge that George had when he was wearing his flight suit aboard the Aircraft Carrier?)
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Wed Jan-12-05 03:54 PM
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51. OMG! That night was a BLAST! |
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Some of the best humor ever at DU.
What a night it was!!
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:02 PM
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2. You can get off your knees now. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:03 PM
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3. Now I'm REALLY gonna kick your ass! (nt) |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:06 PM
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4. I DON'T LIKE YOU LIBRALS!!!!!!!!! I'm a Bush superter!!!! |
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I DON'T LIKE YOU LIBRALS!!!!!!!!! I'm a Bush superter!!!!
I am a consurvitive and I voted four Goerge W. Bush! And I don't not apreshe-ate when all you librals say mean stuff like all them consurvitives is stupid! because we isn't! I'm not STUPID. or IGNORINCE! either. I'm am just a simply minded simple persun with goles and aspirashons just LIKE you!!!!!! I just want to be proteckted from the evil evildoohers like Saddama bin Ladsein and librals and gay homersexools and jews who want to shoot us good christians all the time. so just leeve us alone! you libral atheist satanics never can understand us rych-ous folks. but now us rygh-ous christians is gonna rule the whole world and there's is not nothin you libral satantics can do about it.. and we're gonna be proteckted from all of you bad peoples like librals and murderers and jews and terrorists and gays and muslims and steelers and homersexools and gays. hahahahahahaha and you love Saddama bin Ladsein, that's why you didn't not wont us to go to war with the muslim terrorist gays in iraq!! well too bad! Saddama and his freinds are going down!!!!! Bush/Chanee!!!
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:07 PM
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6. LOL!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!! |
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YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIRBRULS SUCK '05!!!!!!!
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:09 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:13 PM
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14. What's wrong with the Steelers? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:18 PM
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16. Thems alweighs STEEL stough from good Christians like ME. nt |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 PM
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That's how they really speak/write, too :7
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:28 AM
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37. I think you're an athletic supporter! j/k |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:07 PM
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5. I thought you said you were smoking cigars??? What kind of cigars? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:08 PM
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Jed Bartlett is a great President.
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:08 PM
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8. So when exactly did you get your lobotomy? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:09 PM
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9. You've been into the cough syrup haven't you? |
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:spank: Now go sleep it off.
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:10 PM
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11. Good for you. I'm happy for you. |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:10 PM
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12. Step away from the martini shaker.... |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:13 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:15 PM
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How big of a posting # do you have to rack up before you can post something as sarcastic as that?
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:18 PM
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17. depends on how obvious it is. nt |
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Wed Jan-12-05 03:19 PM
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I am pretty sure anybody who posted that with under 50 posts would be zotted immediately.
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:24 PM
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21. It's not only the number of posts - it's where it was posted and |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:21 PM
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18. Put your hands UP and step AWAY from the Keyboard! |
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Alright now...You! What have you done with Rabrrrrrr? Speak up, now.
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:21 PM
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19. I hear you and your friends |
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Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 08:22 PM by KT2000
on C-SPAN's Washington Journal - every other call.
where are all you people getting your messages? fax? white noise? implanted chips? You are all so consistent.
(sarcasm)
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:23 PM
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President Gore is pretty awesome, isn't he? Congratulations to him on his second term, BTW!! :toast:
Man, I'm glad we didn't get stuck in that OTHER reality when we passed by that wormhole. *shudders*
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:25 PM
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22. Stupid elitist mudflaps! You're all a bunch of chrome notepad lovin |
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:26 PM
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23. Did you pray for his re-election the same way me and Sean H. |
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did? *swoon* He's the dreamiest, ya know..... :silly:
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:43 PM
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24. President...../admin David Allen? |
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oh no, trying to start another "I'm more patriotic than you are" thread?
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:55 PM
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26. But I AM more patriotic than you! |
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Do you have the presidential commemorative photograph of our glorious leader and his God-appointed non-gay traditional Christian family values spouse, that was only a few thousand bucks donation to the cause?
Do you? No, I bet you don't.
Unpatriot.
Bet yore a librul.
LIBRULS SUCK '05!!!!!!!!
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:59 PM
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27. I do have my faux commemorative coins from the World Trade Center |
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Tue Jan-11-05 09:02 PM
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Not good enough by plenty!
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Tue Jan-11-05 09:04 PM
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29. Erm -- how about a Lee Greenwood cd? A mullet? |
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An "I love Bill O'Reilly" bumpersticker? A huge non-tax deductible donation to the 700 club?
Damn. I dunno :shrug: You win - you are more patrioticker than me. Shit. I'm gonna go over to freeperville where I am wanted and lurved.
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Tue Jan-11-05 09:10 PM
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30. Ooh - maybe I spoked to much sooner |
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If you have a mullet and a o'Reilly bumpersticker ANd made donashuns to god's tV show, maybe you are more patriocketer than me!@
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:05 AM
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31. not only did I get the signed photo, but I wasn't let down |
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about it being autopenned. In fact, I felt MORE patriotic, because that gives him more time to fight Al Kay-duh. I hung it up at the local bar and took down their dartboard, because I thought that space would be visible to everybody. Now everybody can drink to our lord and savior, Gee DUBYA!!!
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:06 AM
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32. You fill me with tears of overflowing patriotic joy! |
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Yes, only a real hero, who prefers to be out fighting and being active, would be willing to use the autopen!
How right you are!
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:20 AM
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Call the NYT editorial bored!
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:27 AM
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36. This was satire? Whew! I thought the freepers invaded! |
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:25 AM
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34. I didn't know Armstrong Williams posted on DU |
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What's really funny is that I had an idea about posting something along the same lines.
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:25 AM
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35. Drank the koolaid didn't you nt |
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Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 10:25 AM by Florida_Geek
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:32 AM
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38. Put the bottle down, Rabrrrrrr. It's WAY too early to be drinking. |
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:38 AM
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39. You forgot to mention what a wonderful job he is doing protecting |
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your marriage from rampaging homosexuals
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Wed Jan-12-05 01:19 PM
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43. Yes - thank God for that! |
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My marriage was almost ruined under Klintoon because of gay people. But now, the wife-unit and I are getting along much better, though we still have our rough days because gay marriage still isn't outlawed.
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:44 AM
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40. "I thank God every day |
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for a president who starts the day on his knees."
I actually saw this on another non-political message board. I replied, "How do you know he starts the day on his knees? Are you in his bedroom?"
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Wed Jan-12-05 10:49 AM
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41. Gott Mit Uns, meine Freund! Blut Und Ehre! |
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Wed Jan-12-05 11:10 AM
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42. Did you forget your medicine this morning? |
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Wed Jan-12-05 01:21 PM
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44. You had Kool Aid with breakfast this morning didn't you? |
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Wed Jan-12-05 01:28 PM
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45. Seige Heil mon fuhrer! More koolaid for everybody!!!!! |
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Wed Jan-12-05 01:50 PM
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46. I've told you a thousand times... |
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...don't drink the cheap stuff!
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Wed Jan-12-05 03:21 PM
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There's not a single spelling error in your rant. Not one. You're going to have to do a better job than that.
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Wed Jan-12-05 03:57 PM
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52. I had an eleetistical est-coats ivy-leeg frend do some proofing reeds |
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or whatever he callt it on it, and he maked my ebglish all betterer.
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Wed Jan-12-05 04:00 PM
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53. Rabrrrrrr , you're scaring me! |
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Next thing you know, you'll be announcing you're moving into a Kinkade townhome.
With a limited edition Lazy-Boy plush chair... designed by Kinkade.
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Wed Jan-12-05 04:11 PM
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55. Rabrrrrrr! Put Down The Crack Pipe and Seek Help |
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There is either something wrong with you or you've kidnapped Rabrrrrrr and are using his username.
One way or the other, writing this is evidence of crack dementia. The Professor
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