Floogeldy
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:43 PM
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I don't get it -- why don't some people like shitting in the woods? |
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:44 PM
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1. Because the fucking bears rarely ever change the toilet paper rolls. |
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And when they do, it's always "under" not "over."
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:47 PM
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:45 PM
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2. I always try to find a "fallen sapling with a view" |
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Nothing like enjoying a sunrise overlooking a mountain pass in a pure moment of zen
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Tue Jan-11-05 11:26 PM
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6. A truely unique moment! |
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You have obviously been there. No one who hasn't will ever understand.
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Tue Jan-11-05 11:34 PM
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The Backlash Cometh
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:46 PM
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3. As the guy from Northern Exposure once pointed out: |
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because there's no sense of completion.
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Tue Jan-11-05 11:38 PM
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8. Don't trust anyone who won't use moss |
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We coined that phrase on a week-long Alaskan kayaking trip where using the facilities meant using the inter-tidal zone. If one insisted on using TP, it had to be packed out (for a week) in little paper bags with your name on it. The option, was to "broaden our horizons" and use such natural alternatives like smooth rocks. A favorite was the soft, thick moss that grows EVERYWHERE there. Hence, the above phrase...
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Tue Jan-11-05 10:49 PM
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