how can ace be both 1 and 11?

[sniffa]

what kind of god wouLd aLLow that!?

[CanuckAmok]

1. "I don't even like macaroni salad...but look at me now!"

But the more important question is, "are you enjoying your ox testicle?"

[sniffa]

7. some day you might hit the jackpot

and retire to a tropicaL paradise. :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. The same one who determines that the 8-Ball can win the game or lose it

Depending on when it lands in the pocket.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I thought it was 14?

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[FormerDittoHead]

4. Clarification: it can be EITHER 1 OR 11...

...brought to you by the same God who made 'wild' cards...

[Slippery_Hammer]

5. Ace

Blackjack!

[tjwmason]

6. It's to test your faith

If you allow these minor tests like the value of an ace, and dinosaur skeletons to make you question God, you must be an unbeliever headed straight for the big burny-burny.

[ashling]

8. The one that

allows sinuses to drain slowly down the back of my throat.

[bowens43]

9. Ask Schrodinger....

[sniffa]

10. we caLL that echwiehoshaolslje-dslkjle-llioon

excuse me, i had a fishbone stuck in my throat