OMG - It's Official - NO WMD'S FOUND...........then???

[Bullwinkle925]

why are we in Iraq? GASP! (tongue firmly planted in cheek)!!
And no discussion of impeachment? We MUST find the sex scandal if sacrificing our young isn't enough for the RED-blooded Conservative Family-Values MORANS!!!!

No - I'm not the least bit angry.
Bitter, yes!

[Lone Pawn]

1. Hey, know what else?

Rumsfeld may have mismanaged the war. And there may have been untruths told in the 2004 campaign. And the 2002 campaign. And the 2000 campaign. And Gore may have actually won Florida. And so on. And so forth.

/liberal fatigue.

[Bullwinkle925]

4. WHAT???????????

Noooooooo! Say it aint so!!! (wink, wink)

[DS1]

2. We had to stop Saddam from torturing OUR prisoners... DUH!

:eyes:

[tnlefty]

3. I've decided that the 51%ers should begin impeachment

proceedings right away. If they're not decent enough to do that then they should be decent enough to remove themselves permanently from the gene pool.

I'm not angry either.

[Bullwinkle925]

5. *&%^$$%#

NO - I'm STILL NOT angry. What in the h-e-doublehockeysticks is wrong with this damnation of a nation? Are there Pods under thousands of beds? I've checked under mine and so far I seem to be 'safe'.

[tnlefty]

14. Don't know. I have relatives who are STILL mad at France!

Can't figure out why they expect me to go hatin' on folks who have better sense, but c'est la vie!! From one of my favorite movie character, Inspector Clousseau (sp?) of the Pink Panther films, SWINE 51%ers!!!

[progressoid]

6. I've been in stunned silence since I heard this

How could this have happened? I'm sure there will be well reasoned explanation from the administration. As well as a detailed plan for bring our troops home.

:crazy:

[tjdee]

7. Osama took the WMDs, that's it. He smuggled them into...Syria. And then,

He had dinner with his best friend Saddam Hussein and they ate cake.

As in, YELLOW CAKE.

And then, Osama hid the WMDs in gay people's houses.

Obviously.

[bif]

9. Gay people planning abortions, you mean.

[underpants]

8. We are bringing them freedom

keep saying it and see if it changes your mind...then say it some more.

[LeftCoast]

21. Yep, and if we have to destroy Falluja to save it...well them's the breaks

Right?

[Bullwinkle925]

10. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

for helping me to 'see the light'. I thought it was only all about power and oil. Silly me!

[madison2000]

11. He makes me feel so safe, protecting us from imaginary things.

[Bullwinkle925]

12. Good - I need to send a cable about those things that go 'bump'

in the night and about the eerie strange noises coming out of my closet after the stroke of midnight. Think he can help me out?
I feel soooo much better now.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Oops...Sorry 'bout that, Fallujah.

All in good fun, though, eh...wink wink...nudge nudge.

[Bullwinkle925]

15. I'm sure they'll understand - wouldn't we, after all??

har har har

[tsakshaug]

16. Didn't O'Reilly say

He would eat his shoe if WMD were not found?
pass the salt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I would love to watch that.

I would SO love to watch that!

[Bullwinkle925]

18. I would love to see that footage (no pun intended) played over and

over ad nauseum. Perhaps Michael Moore will have it in his "Fahrenheit 9/11" part deux?

[tsakshaug]

19. I just emailed him

[e-mail] <[e-mail]>
to ask when he would do this

[Bullwinkle925]

20. So did I

Thanks for the link!!

[MisterP]

22. "we're there because we're there and we can't not be there!"