MikeG
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:20 PM
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Pair arrested for telling lawyer jokes. GOOD!. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 06:27 PM by MikeG
I'm tired of hearing effing lawyer jokes. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6818054/
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:24 PM
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1. Hey, they should have been arrested! |
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Kidding. We won't tell you what I do for a living (I'm a law clerk until I pass the bar).
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:25 PM
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2. But who will represent them? |
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I guess they should have thought of THAT!
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:31 PM
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3. Americans for Legal Reform = Corporate Shills |
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:36 PM
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4. What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? |
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:37 PM
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:47 PM
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:39 PM
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6. Where the hell is Mepstead? |
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:44 PM
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7. Something just like this happened to me once. |
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I was eating lunch with two co-workers when one mentioned that his brother-in-law is a lawyer. Then the other co-worker says "Oh? What Kind?" Co-worker #1 then says "He's a criminal lawyer". I jumped in and said "Aren't they all?" While we were chuckling I happened to look to my left where I noticed for the first time three middle-aged three-piece-suit types all glaring in my direction. The look they all were giving me would have stopped a freight train. Although they said nothing I assumed they were lawyers and were offended by my little joke. I turned back around and continued my meal. Ever since I've always put that little episode in the "chalk one up for the good guys" column.
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:49 PM
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9. They mock lawyers for fun... |
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Americans for Legal Reform monitors the courts and uses confrontational tactics to push for greater access for the public. The pair said that for years they have stood outside courthouses on Long Island and mocked lawyers.
On Monday, however, Kash said he was due in court to answer a drunken driving charge from a year and a half ago.http://www.yearbook.com/search/outsideurl.cfm?groupID=6403
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Wed Jan-12-05 06:59 PM
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10. Why do lawyers wear their ties so tight? |
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So their foreskin doesn't ride up over their head.
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Wed Jan-12-05 07:00 PM
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