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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:30 PM
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Poll question: How do you put your pants on?
Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 08:04 PM by livinginphotographs
I'm posting this poll over at freerepublic as well, so I can compare results.
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:31 PM
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1. Yep ....
Im a leaping three-legger ....
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:32 PM
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4. 3..
legger? hmmm? how is that 3rd leg?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:32 PM
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2. With my mouth
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:32 PM
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3. Over my head....
The zipper runs from ankle to ankle.
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:35 PM
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5. I really only posted this
To see what kind of copycat threads it spawns. :evilgrin:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:36 PM
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6. May I suggest a how do you take your pants off thread?
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:43 PM
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7. Excellent choice, sir!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:51 PM
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8. Other
I have to be in a specific mood to put on pants. I play "Cowboys From Hell" on a kazoo to get into said mood. I then run 3 laps in the house, and my pants are hooked up to my doorway with hooks. After the 3 laps, I hop on one foot for 45 seconds, then run, jump up, and as I fall back to the ground, I land in my pants.

Hey, you asked. :7
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:53 PM
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9. Dimebag Darrell would be proud.
RIP :sniff:
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:54 PM
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10. 4 legs at a time
yes i'm 2 and 2
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:58 PM
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11. Sorry.
Didn't mean to exclude anyone. I should've made an option for 4+.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 07:59 PM
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12. its allright
our genetic anomilly is pretty uncommon, but we make great porn stars
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:05 PM
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14. Spider porn?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:06 PM
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15. lol
so naive
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:04 PM
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13. Edited for those with more than three legs.
That was very close-minded of me.
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:59 PM
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16. Kick.
The freepers are keeping this one up. (why can't you people)




(Just kidding)
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:02 PM
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17. One leg at a time. The difference is...
once my pants are on, I make gold records!
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