Post Your Haiku, Or Poem For No Trace Of WMDs Being Found In Iraq

[norml]

You lied to us bitch! Oh where is your smoking gun? The thief has no shame.

[charlyvi]

1. OK

Where are the weapons?
Where are your brains george bush,
My country hates you.

[democracyindanger]

2. .

Liar, Liar, pants on fire
Time to eat your yellowcake
Oops! None to be found.

[norml]

5. OK, your's got a laugh out of me.

Great use of the word yellowcake!

[democracyindanger]

7. :)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. hahahahahahaha

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

12. self-deleted. duplicate.

[Straight Shooter]

3. Yo.

We looked everywhere
We found not what wasn't there
Bush is a liar

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Here you are...

Look under the rug.
No weapons to be found there?
D'oh! Guess we messed up.

[DS1]

6. Fucking scumbag fuck

Now send them all to Iraq
Hannity rapes boys

[asthmaticeog]

8. .

The weapons ain't there,
yet our troops are still dying.
Fuck you, George, fuck you.

[UrbScotty]

9. I blame Bill Clinton

William Jefferson Clinton.
It's all Clinton's fault.

:eyes:

[norml]

13. Great use of syllables in the haiku form!

5-7-5

[Bok_Tukalo]

30. Mine

Liberation war
Middle East democracy
I forget why else

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. Here goes

All those blatant lies
Slithered from the serpants mouth
Brought hell to our Earth

[guitar man]

14. you lying bastard

many die just for oil

their blood's on your hands!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. How about a sonnet?

Atomic clouds, they said, would fill the sky,
And sarin gas would choke our country’s air,
And thousands more would fall and gasp and die,
Though Condi said she didn’t mean to scare.
“But Saddam’s evil,” George proclaimed aloud,
“And evildoers must be crushed at once.
There’s Terra coming! There’s the mushroom cloud!”
Did anyone dare say, that boy’s a dunce?
No. No one asked, where’s all that yellowcake?
And no one said the president’s a fool.
And when he said Iraq was ours to take,
The fawning press became his willing tool.
A thousand dead -- no bombs, no germs, no gas.
Now can we fairly say George is an ass?

[manly]

19. sonnet

Well done, sir or madam, well done.Take a bow.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. In the immortal words of Elvis...

Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.

[rocktivity]

16. My haiku

Powell's eyes said it
louder than his UN words
"I'm scamming you BIG..."

:headbang:
rocknation

[Senior citizen]

17. WMD

We knew he had them--
We sold the damned things to him.
Guess he used them up.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

18. Even if there were were no WMD in them dar hills .

Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills ,
We are still stuck with a Prez without any skills .
Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills
We still have military families here at home fighting with piles of bills .
Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills ,
Young soldiers sit huddled in humwees , nerves shake with chills .
Because there are no WMD in them dar hills ,
my grandkids , your grandkids will have to foot the bill .
Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills ,
My bf is heading there next month and I am losing my will .
Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills ,
My nerves are so shaken I think I need a pill .
Even if there were no WMD in them dar hills ,
I will continue to pray for my bf and his unit , for their safe journey home - and with God's will I know that they will .

CarolinaPeridot
January 12 , 2005

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

20. Slamdunk my Asshole!!

Slamdunk, my asshole!
Medal of Freedom -- Tenet?
Send our troops to die.

[Bluebear]

21. A haiku question

For George...

Tell me, idiot,
Did you pay Judith Miller
to hype the germ threat?

[rocktivity]

22. There once was a flunky named Powell

Who insisted, "Saddam’s on the prowl-ell!"
The UN said "BS!"
George is stuck in a mess
But his ego won’t throw in the tow-ell.

:headbang:
rocknation

[KamaAina]

23. The search is over...

but we knew that already
Now, where's Bush**'s brain?

[tridim]

24. Bush isn't worthy of poetry

In lieu of that.. Fuck you Bush.

[TalkingDog]

26. a pome for GWB

I peer, seeking what?
Reasons,excuses to kill.
I will burn in Hell.

[tuckessee]

27. Two haiku

#1 Thoughts from the White House

We knew all the time

No big boom the Iraqis had

Maybe Syria next?

.

#2 Reality

The lie - no one cares

Orphans cry in cold silence

DC throws a fest.

[tuckessee]

28. another one

Dubya's Logic

Mission accomplished!

Successful in not finding

What was never there.

[norml]

31. I like it, very Eastern Philosophical.

Very Zen, very Tao.

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Here's one:

No "huge" weapons stores
No threats to civilization...
I could have told you.

[norml]

32. Bake the Yellowcake

Neocons decree. Bake the yellowcake! Make Colin eat it.

[livinginphotographs]

33. Mine.

One hundred thousand
Dead in Iraq. What does he say?
"Oops. My bad."

[TyeDye75]

34. No Weapons

No weapons eh?
Oh well Georgie nevermind
Time to party.