Help, I need to get out of the 700 club, and fast!

[KitchenWitch]

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Ok. What witchy things do you like to make in yer kitchen? :^)

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[KitchenWitch]

5. My magic Thai chicken salad

Spring rolls
Elixer with eye of Newt Gingrich!

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. I'll take an order of the first two, and the last you can send to **

:)

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[BikeWriter]

105. I think I'll whip out thirty something posts...

[Left Is Write]

2. Do you believe Wellstone's death was suspicious?

[KitchenWitch]

7. Actually yes I do

Reaching for my tinfoil hat:tinfoilhat:

[Left Is Write]

19. I do too.

So if there's room in that tinfoil hat...

[KitchenWitch]

22. My tinfoil hat is HUGE

A family of four can camp out in it!

[BikeWriter]

107. Wellstone's death was murder. Ask the two bin Ladens killed in crashes.

[Left Is Write]

3. Do you have a favorite hotdish?

If you do, please share the recipe. :)

[KitchenWitch]

10. mmmmmmmmmm Hotdish

I know it is over done, but I love tater tot hotdish!

Ground beef
Cream of mushroom soup
minced onions
tater tots

Bake
Eat

[Left Is Write]

20. No green beans in your tater tot hotdish?

:)

I love it, but my husband doesn't like tater tots, so I don't make it. Same with tuna hotdish - he hates tuna.

He's always hungry for hamburger hotdish, though (hamburger, onions, chopped tomatoes, tomato sauce, salt, pepper, chili powder, elbow macaroni).

[jobycom]

24. Dangit, I hate this, but I have to ask

What's this "hotdish" stuff? I thought y'all were talking about E! gossip at first!

[Left Is Write]

26. We are people of the "Minnesotan" persuasion.

"Hotdish" is Minnesota-speak for what other people might call a "casserole."

I have been teased mercilessly by most non-Minnesotans I know at one time or another. "Hotdish?" they say. "That makes no sense!" It makes perfect sense. It's a dish and it's hot. Hotdish.

I grew up on hotdish. I know all about Lutheran church basement lunches, ham buns, egg coffee, and jell-o salad.

[KitchenWitch]

28. But do you eat glorified rice?

[Left Is Write]

29. I have. It's not my favorite thing.

[jobycom]

32. Thanks! Cool to know! Being from Mississippi originally

it took me a while to realize that people meant "supper" when the said "dinner." Viva la regionale difference!

[Left Is Write]

36. Oh, hey. I'm a supper person. Supper is the evening meal.

Back when my dad was growing up on the farm, they had breakfast, forenoon's lunch, dinner, afternoon's lunch, then supper.

Any meal that wasn't breakfast, dinner, or supper was referred to as "lunch." My great aunts always served us "lunch" whenever we visited, no matter the time of day.

At our house, the evening meal is still supper. "Dinner" is a big meal in the middle of the day, like Sunday dinner or Christmas dinner.

[jobycom]

38. WOW, and that's in Minnesota?

I guess it's more a rural thing than a southern thing, then.

Lunch was always an informal kind of meal, like soemthing you took with you someplace, or whipped up in a hurry. We weren't rich enough to eat five meals a day. Breakfast, dinner and supper, with some days lunch instead of dinner, was how we did it.

[Left Is Write]

40. Yes, definitely Minnesota.

And definitely rural roots. I wasn't raised in a rural area, but both of my parents were. (Dad was a farm boy and Mom was a "town" girl).

[BikeWriter]

111. Sounds good!

[BikeWriter]

109. Ah, an Idea! I could start a recipe thread!

[BikeWriter]

108. Gumbo. The recipe is on my cooking forum.

[Left Is Write]

4. Have you ever had egg coffee?

[KitchenWitch]

8. No I haven't

But I like coffee with chicory (like they serve it in Loiusiana)

[BikeWriter]

110. Egg coffee?

Yuck!

[Benhurst]

6. I just noted that you only have 702 posts.

You're doomed. Doomed, I say. Doomed.

[KitchenWitch]

12. oh no, Goddess help me!

[livinginphotographs]

9. Why do you hate america?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

13. I do not hate my country

I hate the clowns "governing" it.

[livinginphotographs]

17. Good answer.

[jobycom]

14. No you don't. (Response invited.) nt.

[KitchenWitch]

15. Pat Robertson just gave me a "come hither" look

the man gives me the heebie jeebies.

[jobycom]

16. EEK!! But you were supposed to say..

Yes i do, so I could say, no you don't. Good for a few more posts.

BTW, does anyone else think Pat Robertson looks like Satan when he prays? His pointy ears stick out like horns.

[KitchenWitch]

18. He looks like a chimp, just like our pResident

[jobycom]

21. I kind of like chimps

Comparing chimps to Bush or Robertson is just cruel and unnecessary mistreatment of chimps. But yeah, he does.

So you a real witch? Old Pat might have more than "come hither" plans for you, you know. Beware tall poles in the midsts of woodpiles.

[KitchenWitch]

23. Real witch

have my own personal stake to tie myself up to, should it come to that LOL

[jobycom]

25. Then we must help you escape

The "stakes" are too high!

(I know, I know, the pun even made me cringe!)

[KitchenWitch]

27. A real groaner

that one!

[jobycom]

30. Sorry! Being vegetarian

my steak jokes are a little lean.

[KitchenWitch]

31. ouch

[jobycom]

34. Hey! It was good enough for five posts!

A few more bad puns, and you might escape the pitchforks yet.

[KitchenWitch]

35. I'll take bad puns

over padded buns anyday!

[jobycom]

37. LOL

My buns are not THAT padded, thank you VERY much!

[Benhurst]

41. It's after eleven o'clock now, and you still have ony 736 posts.

You're doomed. Doomed, I say. Doomed.

[KitchenWitch]

43. no I am not!

[BikeWriter]

33. "Er, what is the problem with the 700 Club?" he asked? ...Oh shit!

Pat Robertson! Aarrgghh!

[Jack Rabbit]

39. Abadon hope, all ye who enter!!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[Lenape85]

42. Ask Andrew Jackson a question

[Rockerdem]

44. Tell them it was a mistake and you were looking for the 666 Club

[Benhurst]

45. Only forty minutes 'til the witching hour. Do you really think you'll

ever get out of the 700 Club. Ha!

[KitchenWitch]

46. I am in central time

I have an hour and forty!

[Benhurst]

48. Ah, central time. You're in the Midwest. I grew up there. Now

I know for certain you are doomed.

[KitchenWitch]

49. Am not

:P

[Benhurst]

50. Are too!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

51. am not

:nuke:

[Benhurst]

55. We, and I use that in the royal sense of the word, know that you

ARE.

[KitchenWitch]

56. (sob) am not!

:mad:

[Benhurst]

58. On second thought, you might have one,small chance for

salvation if you contact Pat Robertson before the witching time (CST) and ask his forgiveness. A large donation would help.

O8)

[KitchenWitch]

63. I would sooner swallow a gallon of hydroflouric acid

[Benhurst]

67. Pat specializes in cures via the television set. Place your

forehead against the screen and repeat three times: "Forgive me, Pat!"
He will not hold your past bad thoughts against you, and you can remain happily in the 700 Club forever and ever. Amen.

[KitchenWitch]

71. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jack Rabbit]

47. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[Jack Rabbit]

52. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[KitchenWitch]

53. Love the art BTW

[Jack Rabbit]

54. You're welcome. Keep posting

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[KitchenWitch]

57. your screen name rocks too

[Jack Rabbit]

61. I'm distantly related to Bugs Bunny and Brer Rabbit

!!

[Jack Rabbit]

59. Keep Posting!! (Something new)

Kitchen Witch says this is a red x, so I won't waste anybody's bandwidth with it. It is Bosch's Hell. There is a better reporduction below.

[KitchenWitch]

60. got the red x...

[Jack Rabbit]

62. Too bad. It shows on my PC.

This one is from Wikipedia. Does it work?

[KitchenWitch]

64. yeah, got that one

Is it Salvadore Dali?

[Jack Rabbit]

65. Hieronymus Bosch (Dutch, late 15th century)

!!

[KitchenWitch]

66. cool

[Jack Rabbit]

68. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[Benhurst]

69. Trivia time. Who came up with the concept for the 700 Club, only

to have it stolen by Pat Robertson?

[KitchenWitch]

70. dunno - do tell

[Benhurst]

73. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, who, having had their concept ripped

off, went on to found the PTL Club.

PTL!

[KitchenWitch]

74. mmm

Had a T-shirt once with all these colored splotches on it and a caption that said "I ran into Tammy Faye Bakker at the mall"

[Benhurst]

87. As the Reverend Mr. Pat Robertson says, thou shalt not steal --

unless you can get away with it

[KitchenWitch]

90. no kidding

and they call themselves valued and principled

[bettyellen]

72. when a guy makes you a mixed tape, what does it mean besides that

if feels like the eighties again?

[Benhurst]

75. 788 posts. So near and yet soooo far. At this rate, you are

doomed! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

77. Am NOT

damn it AM NOT

[traco]

76. Do you like dogs or cats? nt

[KitchenWitch]

79. Both

but I prefer cats...had a great dog when I was growing up that absolutely spoiled me for dogs.

[traco]

78. Do you like vhs or dvd? nt

[KitchenWitch]

81. DVD

[traco]

80. Horror or comedy? nt

[KitchenWitch]

83. comedy

[traco]

82. Christmas or Easter? NT

[KitchenWitch]

84. neither

Love Beltane though

[traco]

85. Court TV or History Channel? NT

[KitchenWitch]

86. History channel

[Benhurst]

Just three more to go. You MAY not be doomed after all. NT

[traco]

88. Coffee or tea? NT

[KitchenWitch]

93. Both

[traco]

89. Country or Rock and roll? NT

[KitchenWitch]

94. Rock

[traco]

91. Black or Red? NT

[KitchenWitch]

95. black

[traco]

92. Windows or Mac? NT

[KitchenWitch]

97. windows

but would like to try a mac

[KitchenWitch]

98. I did it

Thanks everyone for playing!

[Benhurst]

102. PTL! Now I can go to

:boring:

[traco]

101. YOU DID IT!

Great job!

[traco]

96. Tylonol or Ibuprofen? NT

[KitchenWitch]

99. ibuprofen

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

100. Seinfeld or Friends?

[Jack Rabbit]

103. E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.

And we came out to see once more the stars.
-- Dante, Inferno 34.134 (Musa trans.)



Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
from the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[BikeWriter]

104. Yeah, that's right. You got your 800 in but others of us didn't.

Congratulations, anyway.
:)

[Tafiti]

106. Congratulations.

(Sorry, trying to hit 400)...