Who wants to be my bitch? (It's free) - Democratic Underground

jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:06 PM
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Who wants to be my bitch? (It's free)

(This isn't ban-worthy right?)

I really need a bitch...:shrug:

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:07 PM
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1. I can be your bitch tonight

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:08 PM
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3. can I slap you?

wait, I shouldn't ask...*slaps kitchenWitch*

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:15 PM
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12. hey

Do that again...

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IronLionZion

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:08 PM
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2. Do I get to bitch at you 24/7?

hmmm....I could just vent all my anger and frustration at you instead of at Bush!

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:09 PM
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4. okay....just don't choke me with pretzels

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:09 PM
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5. Only if you promise to bitch-slap me every night.

It's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:10 PM
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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:13 PM
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10. Then when are you going to clean up the kitchen and bathroom?

Your car is a mess, too. It's full of fast food bags with old stinky fries in them.

Uh, hello? THOSE PLANTS ARE DYING. Why haven't you watered them? Now go pick up your clothes off of the floor and the house needs vacuuming.

By the way, you were on the phone the other day talking to another guy, I think. What the hell is up with that?

And stop leaving the goddam cap off of the toothpaste tube. I'm sick of this shit.

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:16 PM
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14. was I deleted?

I forgot what I posted:shrug:

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:20 PM
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18. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No need to take it personally.

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:22 PM
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19. huh?

I forgot really....*scratches head*

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:24 PM
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20. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No harm done. It's okay.

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:27 PM
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21. well, pm me what I said....please!

Sometimes I joke around without knowing I'm being offensive...:cry:

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CO Liberal

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:10 PM
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7. Only If You Take Your Yak To a Fetish Bar Wearing a Thong

:-)

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:11 PM
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9. Then I'd be your bitch....

I'm not doing that for free...:shrug:

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noshenanigans

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:10 PM
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8. I'll be your bitch..

*SMACK*

Ummm.. no, forget it.

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Shananigans

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:14 PM
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11. Sweet...you copycatted me!

I'll be your bitch if you be my friend!

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jellybelly

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:16 PM
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13. it's a deal....

so I'll ask for advice while slapping you around....:P

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Donailin

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:18 PM
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15. FOFL

you people are wacky, whenever I want to laugh I just check out the titles of the DU lounge threads.

"It's free" ??? LOL

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Shananigans

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:19 PM
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16. *shrug* Disclaimers are good!

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Shananigans

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:19 PM
Response to Reply #15

17. Double post! Shame on me!

Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 11:19 PM by Shananigans

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Schema Thing

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:29 PM
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22. I Can Be Your Bitch-ro Baby...

I can wipe away your tears.

Just don't ask me to be your Mexican, cuz that would be offensive.

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Wed Jan-12-05 11:31 PM
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23. Locking

This is really not appropriate.

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