coloradodem2005
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Thu Jan-13-05 01:22 AM
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A funny story about a waitress Monday Night. |
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Well, maybe not that funny, but mildly entertaining. A friend of mine and I went to Hops and had a couple of beers. So we sit down and before they take our order, they always give these little rolls. There were only two of us and the waitress gave us a plate with six rolls. So, he and I ate them and he noticed that it was weird that she gave us six of those rolls. But as we ordered our beers and she brought us another plate with 6 rolls. My friend thought it was weird so I said to him "maybe she thinks you're cute." He said "maybe she thinks you're cute." I said that I doubt it. But my friend thought that she was looking at me a lot as she served us and how she asked me specifically for another beer looking at me. This is what he thought. I said, that maybe she just wanted a better tip. Hey, I'm cynical.
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Thu Jan-13-05 01:28 AM
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Thu Jan-13-05 01:29 AM
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2. any experience waiter/waitress can tell you about eye contact. |
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it's an important skill for getting a good tip. you have to size up the table and figure out who to make eye contact with and/or lavish attention on OR who to NOT make eye contact with and/or lavish attention on.
then again, maybe she DID think you're cute :shrug: the two aren't mutually exclusive, you know!
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Thu Jan-13-05 01:33 AM
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3. Those were rolls she gave to other customers, earlier |
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The restaurant was trying to get rid of the old rolls, which had caught the eyebrow hairs and spittle of previous customers.
I hope you didn't eat them!
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Thu Jan-13-05 01:54 AM
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4. No. These were fresh baked. |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:02 AM
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5. If you had played your cards right, you'd be making sweet sweet love.... |
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Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 02:02 AM by JVS
down by the fire with that waitress right now! But instead you're here typing on DU. Think about it.
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