What did Bell *really* say to Watson on the telephone?

[elperromagico]

"Would you get off the damned line? I could be the fifth caller!"

[jeff30997]

1. Oh Watson ! I'm in love with you !

[Blue in a Red State]

2. "What are you wearing?"

:-)

[Thor_MN]

3. Hang on a sec, I've got to change lanes

[lpbk2713]

4. "You want sausage and pepperoni on that?"

[JVS]

5. "I have something in my front pocket for you"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. At the tone, the time will be

[SKKY]

7. Watson, is your refrigerator running?

The first call WAS a crank call! And quite a prophetic one at that.

[aden_nak]

8. I'm looking for a Mr. Buttz. First name, Seymore.

[no name no slogan]

9. Watson, come here, I want you! I need you! I must have you! (nt)

:P

[11 Bravo]

10. This is Jack Mehoffer calling for Mr. O'Reilly.

n/t

[DelawareValleyDem]

11. "Oh shit, I hate these automated attendants"

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

12. "The number you have reached is not in service at this time..."

[auburngrad82]

13. "Hold, please..." eom

[Ladyhawk]

14. This is Bell calling for United TimeShare. I've got some great news...

...for you...ad infinitum

[charlyvi]

15. A large pepperoni with cheese please,

and easy on the sauce.

[Touchdown]

16. Hi, this is Alex from MCI, would you like to switch from AT&T?

:evilgrin:

[yellowcanine]

17. "This is George Gallup. What is your opinion of Grover Cleveland

having a child out of wedlock?" (I am guessing here - not sure who was actually President at the time)

[elperromagico]

20. Or... "Is Samuel Tilden just being a sore loser?"

;)

[WritersBlock]

18. "Your call is very important to us.. Please hold the line." n/t

[sniffa]

19. is this 555-3425?

it is? did you know your number is 555-dick?


we actuaLLy used to do this a bunch

[Worst Username Ever]

21. Just a bunch of heavy breathing.

[Ravenseye]

22. Nacka Nacka Beachside, Can I help you?

[Ravenseye]

23. Can You Hear Me Now? Good!

[elperromagico]

24. Kick for the Bell Boy.