ugh...there's some pretty boy gonna be staying here a few days

[HEyHEY]

Man O man..this is gonna be a LONG three days. Picture the biggest pretty boy you've ever seen on Blind date - that's him.

Ideas?

[Floogeldy]

Move

[bettyellen]

1. i have a pretty boy too.... i wish i could send him to canada!

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Condoms and soft music?

[HEyHEY]

5. He kept asking if there was a gym in town

"Excuse me, can you tell me where the wieght room is? I'll check it out."

[PittPoliSci]

8. tell me he used that exact line.

:-) i'd just laugh. i wouldn't know how to respond to that.

[HEyHEY]

13. close enough

[PittPoliSci]

15. still pretty funny.

or pathetic, i haven't decided yet.

probably a little of both.

"no tommy! don't use that tired weight room line!"

[Dookus]

3. send him down here

I'll figure out something to do with him.

[bettyellen]

4. come and get 'em. he's snoring on the couch.

but he does look like an angel when he's asleep.

[Cadence]

6. Umm yes. Get one of those remote control

fart machines and put it under his chair, then from across the room push the button and make a disgusted face at him when everyone hears it.

I don't know...that's all I got. sorry.

:shrug:

[bettyellen]

9. i almost drew devil horns on his forhead.

but then i realized that might make him stay inside. counterproductive.

[PittPoliSci]

7. talk about weird things and make him uncomfortable.

then he'll at least leave you alone.

[bettyellen]

10. he likes weirdness. he likes everything.

[PittPoliSci]

11. then just wait for uncomfortable silences and make strange gurgling noises

it's the best i can think of right now.

[bettyellen]

12. gurgling, okay. i'm going to try that!

[PittPoliSci]

14. be sure to stare deeply into his eyes.

[bettyellen]

17. gotcha, i'm practicing, and it scares me!!

[JVS]

16. Pin him down and fart on his head

That'll learn him

[bettyellen]

18. i only fart like twice a year... thankgiving and a date TBA !

[JVS]

19. yeah right, I suppose there is a very flatulant dog in your house too

:eyes:

[bettyellen]

21. seriously... but i burp plenty often!

[HEyHEY]

20. I ws gonna do that tomorrow after dinner

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Get him drunk to where he throws up

That will reduce the prettiness quotient.