Another stupid idea I literally dreamed up

[Pab Sungenis]

Usually my dreams are very abstract, and there's very little coherent to remember. This morning, between bouts with the snooze button, I grabbed a quick snippet of one.

I was playing badminton in the projection room of my movie theater, listening to a radio station I used to work for. They're now active rock with Stern in the morning, and were just bought out by the company that bought out three other stations I used to work at and two others I used to run. I was wondering what they were going to do when Stern leaves next year, then I hear the promo:

"MICHAEL MOORE ALL MORNING, SOUTH JERSEY'S BEST ROCK ALL DAY."

And, screaming "WTF?!?" I woke up.