If you could piss off one DUer you apologized to...

[prolesunited]

who would it be and what would you do to piss them off again?

[LeftCoast]

1. Hmm...this should be interesting

Grabs popcorn and flame-resistant suit. :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

whoisalhedges:

I'd fucking quote the dead for an hour or two

[sniffa]

2. oh jeez

how much time you got?

[TXlib]

LynnSin

I'd start another "dingbat" poll involving her!

*ducks*

[RagingInMiami]

3. I'll tell them I had my fingers crossed when I apologized

[Demit]

4. Ha! I knew that copycat thread was coming.

I'm waiting for the right moment to royally piss somebody off here. Hasn't come yet :)

Although, I have essentially told a couple of people to piss off (by putting them on ignore).

[Susang]

5. hee hee hee

I have no comment. None whatsoever. Really. I swear. O8)

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Me either....

O8)

[prolesunited]

8. Yeah

but did you ever apologize to that person?

[Susang]

11. Probably once

When I was young and naive and didn't understand the insanity that was soon to follow. ;-)

[Bunny]

12. I did the exact same thing to the exact same person!

Because I, too, was young and naive. And didn't recognize the insanity. And I've regretted that apology ever since! :evilgrin:

[Susang]

20. Let's take it back!

I, Susang, officially take back any apology I may have made to <insert crazy person's name here>!

Your turn! :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Apparently I've always been old and cynical....

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Hahahaha! Now I get it :)

[Susang]

26. About time!

What took you so long? :P

[arcane1]

6. hmm

tempted to say you, but I haven't been sorry yet :P

[prolesunited]

15. And just why

would you want to piss me off?

And, I know you don't have it in you right now. Your heart is too filled with love.

[arcane1]

16. well I didn't say I want to... I just could

:P

I guess since you started the thread, that makes you the prime target :)

[ProfessorGAC]

17. I'd Never Want To Piss You Off!

Never, ever! Even if i'd been drinking. Geez, you invited me to your house, and everything. Not many people are willing to invite me over their house. You know how i am, and all.
The Professor

[prolesunited]

18. Hopefully, next time you can make it

Perhaps we'll have another doing when Jason gets settled. Hope you're mom is better.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. So Far So Good. Thank You

The Professor

[TlalocW]

9. I'm sorry, but it would have to be you

You ugly wart on a salamander's tongue.

:)

TlalocW

[prolesunited]

10. But, you never

apologized to me in the first place.

[TlalocW]

13. Yes, I did

In my original message's subject line.

TlalocW

[prolesunited]

19. Whoops

You sure did. Clearly, my brain isn't all the way in gear.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Skinner

Because there are just TOO MUCH opportunity for lewd puns in the Lounge!

[hfojvt]

23. The purpose of an apology

is not to accept blame or to make amends, but rather to make a sarcastic or disparaging remark and yet be able to say later, "I already apologized, what more do you want?"

From "Men who hate women and the women who hate them: the masochistic art of dating"
If you apologize correctly that should tick them off even more.

[prolesunited]

25. Here's one for you

A husband and wife were disagreeing with each other and the silent treatment was under way! The silence continued, when a week later the husband needed to get up at 5am to catch a business flight. His alarm clock wasn't working, and he grudgingly realized that he needed his wife to wake him up.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote down on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 5 tommorow morning so I can catch my flight," and put it on her pillow before she came to bed.

The next morning he awoke to find that it was 9am, his heard his wife in the kitchen, and he had missed his flight. He noticed a note on his pillow, "It's 5am... Wake up!"