sniffa
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:45 PM
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i've got a nice sized gash on my forearm |
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and i haven't the sLightest idea where it came from.
you wanna take a guess? it'LL be as good as mine (and may make think of going to a doctor).
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:46 PM
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1. when you opened your computer to upgrade the memory |
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you caught your arm on the metal case.
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:46 PM
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sniffa
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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i didn't even notice untiL i was sitting at work drinking my 2nd cup of coffee this morning. i thought maybe i scratched it, but it's kind of too big to be a scratch.
:shrug:
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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3. You're turning into a butterfly |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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4. lay off the drugs amigo |
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knowing you, you were probably "high" on something and you got knifed by a homeless guy after trying to steal his coffee :P
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:51 PM
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a homeLess guy with a cup of coffee (that sureLy isn't from starbucks)?
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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5. One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle? |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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is it bleeding?
poor sniffa :hug:
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:52 PM
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16. it was probabLy ronnie |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:57 PM
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20. I gotta trim my nails. |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:59 PM
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don't stop biting though. :loveya:
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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7. You found the WMDs? n/t |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:55 PM
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they're not in there
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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Or maybe you're a cannibal and you eat yourself in your sleep.
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:49 PM
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11. sleepwalking self cannibal. |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:50 PM
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but the gash is Longer than my bite.
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:49 PM
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10. House haunted? They like to scratch |
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according to a dumb TV show I saw recently
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:56 PM
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:07 PM
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24. Yup, the ghosts wanted to get rid of their humans |
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so apparently long scratch marks would "mysteriously appear" on the people of the house. I love those haunting shows (usually on the Learning or History channel!). I'd like to think I'll be a little more imaginative when I haunt people.
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:13 PM
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27. freddy krueger did that too |
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i don't fuLLy wake up untiL a few hours after Later, so i don't even know if it happened at home/during sLeep.
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:50 PM
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12. The gin bottle bit you. |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:52 PM
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15. You choked on a pretzel. |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:53 PM
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17. that's a good cover story |
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for the bruises dick Leaves
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:00 PM
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:01 PM
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Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 03:11 PM by DrWeird
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:07 PM
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26. Sleep-ninja-fighting? |
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:17 PM
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from the implatation of your electronic tag. Now your every move is monitored.
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:19 PM
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someone guessed the most obvious answer!
i now have the chip attached to my uLner. it's painfuL.
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Thu Jan-13-05 03:19 PM
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29. That reminds of the book "Cock and Bull" |
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by Will Self, only the gash was on his leg.
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