I'm Norm Macdonald, ask me anything.

[Kire]

Norm MacDonald: Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman.

{audience laughs or hisses}

Norm MacDonald: For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be uh noted that that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.

[Bucky]

1. Brilliant. Norm tell me something...

I read somewhere that you're a Republican. But in your much lamented late sitcom, the Norm MacDonald Show, you offered a rare sympathetic view of the work life of a big city social worker. So, Norm, are you big hearted, a big asshole, or an asshole with a heart of gold?

[Floogeldy]

2. What does "career" mean?

[HEyHEY]

3. FUCK I LOVE NORM

[tcfrogs]

4. Norm rocks

I saw him on an old episode of Drew Carey the other day - HILARIOUS!