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It's early evening in a Texas town. A driver in a Rolls Royce pulls up to a stop light, next to a Volkswagen Beetle. Both vehicles' windows were open, so the guy in the Rolls decides to chide the Beetle driver. "Say there, son," he shouts out, "y'all got that VW all tricked out?"
"Yup," replies the Beetle driver. "Y'all got a phone?"
"Sure do," says the Rolls driver.
"Me too," says the bug driver, holding it up. "Y'all got a fax machine?"
"Sure do," says the Rolls driver.
"Me too," says the VW driver, holding it up. As the light starts to turn green, he shouts, "Y'all got a double bed?"
"Why..uh..no," replies the Rolls driver. "Y'all got one in that li'l ol' bug?"
"Sure do," says the VW driver. "Got one right back here!" The light changes, and he waves and tears off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped by a VW driver. He heads to a customizing shop and orders them to install a double bed in the back of his car.
After two weeks the job is finished. The guy picks up his Rolls and drives all over town looking for the VW. Finally he finds it parked alongside the road.
The windows of the Beetle are all fogged up. The Rolls driver hesitates for a moment, but gets out of his car and taps on the windshield. The VW driver finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
"Howdy, son," says the Rolls driver. "Y'all remember me?"
"Sure do," replies the bug driver warily. "What's on your mind?"
"Check this out," the Rolls driver says. "I got me a double bed installed in my Rolls Royce."
The VW driver shouts, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!"
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