Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

[Earth_First]

"I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
Did you shoot any?"
"Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
"What kind of gun did you use?"
"A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?"

[StopTheMorans]

1. GOSH!

[ourbluenation]

2. Tina you fat lard

come and eat your dinner. Eat It!

[StopTheMorans]

3. Eat the dinner!

[Earth_First]

4. This scene gets me the most...

HIGH-larious!

[Worst Username Ever]

5. What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!

[Jessica]

6. "Sorry I'm late.

I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

[StopTheMorans]

8. Deb, can you get a picture of me on the stallion?

I LOVE how, when Deb goes to take his pic, Napolean turns his head down and to the side. HILARIOUS:D

[Jessica]

10. I just saw that scene for the first time ...

... flippin' sweet. :)

[StopTheMorans]

11. LUCKY!

:7

[Earth_First]

7. What kind of bike do you have?

It's a sledgehammer.
Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?


You got like three feet of air that time.

[StopTheMorans]

9. Can I try?

[ourbluenation]

12. everyone

knows I'm a trained cage fighter (or something like that)

[fishwax]

16. Yeah right, you've got like the worst reflexes ever

[Worst Username Ever]

13. From deleted scenes

actually the original short movie that this was adapted from:

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, how's it goin'. Those egg rolls are looking pretty good. I might get me some later, I don't have any money right now. You know, I think I'm just gonna get me one of them lotto tickets. My wife says I gotta stop but I'm just feeling real positive today and I wanted to try out my luck and -
Cashier: Get out of here. I'm not selling lottery to a minor.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm just gonna go get my ID.

Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh! They wouldn't sell me one. I don't look old enough. Dang!
Pedro: Do you think I look old enough?

Pedro: Un lotto ticket por favor.
Cashier:
Napoleon Dynamite: Did you get one?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That's ten dollars! Yes!

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14. I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

[ourbluenation]

15. Since when kip??

You have like the worst reflexes ever!!!!!