So, how much in free_erbucks is riding on the Colts Sunday?

[zbdent]

You know, they're probably just chomping at the bit to call Massachusettes a "loser" again, donchaknow?

Go Stillers!

[TwoHandedLayup]

1. I am chomping at the bit

but then again I am a huge Colts fan. It would be nice to see the Colts and Steelers play next Sunday.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. What's that coughing I hear??

Oh, right. That's Peyton, choking AGAIN!

GO PATS!!

[Tafiti]

2. Well, for one thing...

...Indiana is infested with freeper-types - I know, I live here. So yeah, probably enough to fill the bed of an F150! Yeehaw!

Though I'm not a Colts fan, I am pulling for them this year. Plus, I just hate the Patriots.

[WilliamPitt]

3. Enough to build a new still

[Arkana]

5. Tom Brady and the Pats OWN Peyton and the horsies in Foxboro

The Colts are wimps--they whined last year after the AFC Championship because the Patriots "played too rough." Cry me a river, Peyton!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. This just in: Peyton Manning just threw ANOTHER INTERCEPTION!

What's the over/under on Peyton this week? 10 Picks?

[patcox2]

7. Next year they'll enact Payton rule 2, all teams must build domes.

The annointed god of football must not get his tootsies wet. Anyone see the stat on Manning? In his first 6 years, he never had a QB rating over 100, so last year they pass the "Payton Manning Rule" which decrees that noone can touch one of Payton's receivers, and lo and behold, the choking chokemaster's QB rating is now 120.

Fortunately, they won't be able to pass the "Payton only has to play in air conditioning, and Payton's opponents must tie one arm behind their backs when playing Payton" rule, which I am sure they will do after Mr. Chokesalot chokes again this year.

Choking choker will choke, its a statistical certainty. His entire life he has choked in the big one.

[Arkana]

8. Hilarious! I love it!

And so true. 49 touchdown passes are so hollow when you haven't won two Super Bowls, much less been the MVP of both.

[KurtNYC]

11. Yeah, 49 touchdown passes, anybody could do that!

but they haven't for some reason. Behold your God:

[Tafiti]

9. Do I sense jealousy?

Shit, come on! If Peyton Manning was the quarterback of the Patriots, you'd all love the shit out of him...admit it.

I can't remember an NFL coach going so far out of his way to worsen field conditions for one team. Not that it isn't smart, I'm just sayin'. I think I smell something...yep, it's fear.

[patcox2]

10. I wear the Manning Conspiracy tinfoil hat proudly.

NFL football has decided the Game needs a new Football God, and they have decreed that it shall be Payton. Rules are changed for him. The hype is endless. He plays till the end, throwing long till the end, in meaningless games when his team is way ahead, just to pump his stats. It has been Decreed, the machinery of Hype is set in motion, All Must Worship at the alter of Payton, any who do not are anathema and outcasts unclean, jealous.