So what will happen to the performers who look at * during the coronation.

[Liberal Veteran]

The performers have been warned not to look at Bush during the coronation.

What will happen if they do?

[warrens]

1. Depends on how long they look

Quick glance: Life in Gitmo

Resentful Glare: Shot instantly

[roguevalley]

2. whatever is left of their sorry careers will crumble to dust. Vegas

anyone?

[kskiska]

3. They will turn to gold

and be quickly deposited into the RNC account.

[madrchsod]

4. i had to go biblical on them

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Stone - Bush is a snake!

[bowens43]

6. They will be declared 'enemy combatants'

and they will be disappeared.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. They will see an ugly, lying motherfucker

it's for their own good

[rzemanfl]

13. I agree.

I can't believe that even Hitler had people escorted to and from the johns when they were about to be in his presence. This man is nuts!

[hippiechick]

8. Warned not to look at him ?

:wtf: That freak just gets more and more like Nero every damn day !




:hippie:

[Richardo]

9. They'll see a naked guy who thinks he has a spiffy new outfit on.

But WHO will point that out?

[noamnety]

10. The inauguration will be halted

While they ritualistically cleanse him from the filth of (eye) contact with a commoner.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

11. It won't be pretty

Simultaneous projectile vomiting and diarrhea.

[comsymp]

12. Miss Ross will cancel the concert?

Gee Dubya Bush - diva in training...

[quiet.american]

14. They will be TASER'd in both eyes n/t

[choicevoice]

15. How dare they have the audacity to look upon their "Savior"....

Some itchy fingered, koolaid drinking, bible thumping, god squatting, liberal hating, thug with a gun and a uniform will happen to be looking directly at that person through their high powered sniper scope. Just before the shot rings out you will hear "Damn, I got me one of them librals".

[Mabus]

16. Burst into flame

as their dark lord calls them home.:evilgrin:

[madison2000]

17. they will become nauseous

[trof]

18. You left out "All of the above".

Which is what will happen.
I'm pretty sure.

[Liberal Veteran]

19. Too late now...

But good excuse for a bump!

[charlyvi]

20. They'll turn into pretzels.

The soft, fat kind.

[Up2Late]

21. Other

That's when the shootin' starts,:crazy: and we end up with 20 fewer Civil War Re-enactors. :nuke:

[Nitrogenica]

22. Seriously, they will be shot, probably killed.

[11 Bravo]

23. They will suffer an acute attack of projectile vomiting.

The annointed one will be treated to a technicolor yawn.

[NYC]

24. They will be interrogated

by Secret Service, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security. I'm serious.

[low_phreaq]

25. They Live

It depends. If the performers have the special sunglasses, they will see the truth!

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/pages/themovies/tl/tl.html

:headbang: