My Bar Is Open

[MrScorpio]

Come on in for a drink

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I need a nice white wine

full glass, you pick it out, I trust you.......on second thought, just leave the bottle here....it's been a hard week....

:loveya: MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

13. White wine it is

[trof]

17. Do you have a rude and ugly white wine?

Never mind.
I'll just have a Scotch and soda.
Merci.
:toast:

[bigwillq]

2. Heineken, please!

:toast:

[DBoon]

5. Do you have any Alsatian Gwertztraminer?

If not, I'll take a Bud.

[MrScorpio]

27. Drink up

[MrScorpio]

14. Here's yer Heinie, Big guy

[bigwillq]

19. Thanks man!

:beer: :toast:

[MrScorpio]

16. Heine it is

[Left Is Write]

3. Oh, good! I'm in the mood for a really good Cabernet.

[MrScorpio]

29. This should take care of your mood

[Left Is Write]

35. Thanks!

[WestHoustonDem]

4. I'd like a Raspberry Vodka on the Rocks if you have it.

[MrScorpio]

32. Of course we have it

[WestHoustonDem]

105. Excellent. Thank you!

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I'd love me a dry martini tonight

I have ONE DAY of work left now, and I am moving on!

[MrScorpio]

33. Dry as the Gobi

[kittycat1164]

7. Anything fruity please

I'm not much of a drinker, so it has to taste yummy. Thank you!

[MrScorpio]

37. Want a little fuzz in your navel?

[kittycat1164]

123. oh yummy thank you kindly sir! n/t

[Biased Liberal Media]

8. How about a Funky Monkey?

is there such a thing?

If not, then an Apple Martini will do!

Thanks! :)

[MrScorpio]

40. Sorry about the FM

Here's an AM

[Biased Liberal Media]

41. No problem at all!

thank you very much! :) :loveya:

[NNadir]

116. Can you do a banana Margarita?

[ThorsHammer]

9. I'll take a Long Island, please

[MrScorpio]

42. Sho you right

[Worst Username Ever]

10. What a guy! I'll have a vodka martini. Do you serve escargot?

I'm a pompous liberal elitist, afterall.

[MrScorpio]

45. Here you go, Amurikkka Hater, you

And enjoy your snailage

[Worst Username Ever]

46. I could not have pictured better. Thank you sir!

[IronLionZion]

11. what are the specials tonight?

[MrScorpio]

47. Greek Mezes with a shot of Ouzo

Enjoy

[IronLionZion]

98. mmm...sounds good, I'll have some

thanks :cheers:

[johnnie]

12. Shot and a beer please

Hell, bring the bottle.

[MrScorpio]

48. How about those old pals Jack and Bud?

[johnnie]

49. That'll do me for tonight

Thanks :toast:

[Cuban_Liberal]

15. A 151 and tonic, please

Double wedge of lime, if you would.

:)

[MrScorpio]

50. Keep away from open flame

[Zenlitened]

18. An Amaretto Sour, please.

Thanks! :)

[MrScorpio]

51. Reachin' cross the pond to you, guy

[charlyvi]

20. Happy Friday Mr. Scorpio..

How about a Stoli and tonic, and buffalo wings of course. With extra napkins. Aw hell, fuck the wings and just give me TWO Stoli and tonics. Food just gets in the way.

[MrScorpio]

52. Mother Russia thanks you

[charlyvi]

83. Woo Hoo....

Thanks, barkeep.....the tonic just gets in the way, too!!! A whole bottle of Stoli. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Bok_Tukalo]

21. Shiner Bock for me

<me>

[MrScorpio]

54. The shiner, the bocker

[Bok_Tukalo]

56. Nice head

<eom>

[fluffernutter]

22. i'll take a cosmopolitan, please

happy Friday!

[MrScorpio]

55. Take? No. I'll give you one

[fluffernutter]

76. ahhh, that looks gorgeous!

thank you! :toast: cheers

[JimmyJazz]

23. Oh please sir - may I? I am quite parched, you know.

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

57. Sammy may have stunk with Van Halen...

But his tequila is a kickin'

[JimmyJazz]

59. It is not possible for me to agree with you more!

I am not a Van Halen fan by any chance, but that is some ass kickin' tequila - and I'm gonna prove it to you in just 5 days time. :7

[Megahurtz]

24. Damn, I might need some Jack tonight...

Ya got any?

[MrScorpio]

61. I got two Jacks for yo azz

Jack Daniels

And Jack Herer

[Megahurtz]

63. Hey!!! Double the fun!!!

Thanks!!!:7

[hangemhigh]

25. Salty Dawg. And this isn't the first. nt

[MrScorpio]

62. Drinkp up, that ice won't last long

[loudestchick]

26. Amaretto Sour, please...make it a double.

[loudestchick]

28. Has the bartender stepped away?

[Worst Username Ever]

38. He's working on it, crowded bar tonight!

[loudestchick]

39. It seems very lively...all the best people are here!!!

:toast: :party: :toast: :party:

[MrScorpio]

64. Here's a couple. They're on the house

[loudestchick]

66. merci! and here's your tip...

"Never gamble with a Sicilian when death is on the line!" Fezini from the PB

[wryter2000]

30. Thank heaven

I love reptiles, and your lizard is adorable.

Please, Mr. Barkeep, may I have a margarita big enough to take a bath in? I promise to keep my clothes on. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

67. You'll find it hard to stay dressed after you down a couple of these

[Megahurtz]

31. Dude! Where's my drink???

[Megahurtz]

34. Okay, do you have some microbrew beer then?

:beer:

[Megahurtz]

36. Uh oh, I think the bartender is swamped!

[alittlelark]

43. How about a fine New Zealand Pinot Noir?

[MrScorpio]

Is this fine enough for you?

[alittlelark]

84. Very fine!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

44. Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall...

Not really, I've just always wanted to say that. :evilgrin:

I'd like a Rogue Dead Guy Ale, please...

[iconoclastic cat]

68. Okay, tha Cat is on deck!

Here's the Sloe Comfortable Screw.


And here's the Dead Guy:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

96. Gee...If you mix them together, you get a

Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall with a Dead Guy...

Kinky.

[MrScorpio]

72. Scuse me while I take one of these

But first, drink up

[iconoclastic cat]

75. Hey, like, you were talking to that chick, so I poured a few drinks.

Hope ya don't mind!

[MrScorpio]

81. I appreciate the help

You did good

Wanna Job?

[iconoclastic cat]

85. I'd love to!

[Megahurtz]

87. LOL!!!

:7

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. Licor 43, please (nt)

[iconoclastic cat]

69. Here you are, CPD.

Salud!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

79. Ohhh this tastes GRRRREAT! (nt)

[mojavekid]

58. Pint of Guinness please!!

[iconoclastic cat]

71. Here you are:

Let me know if you want a shot!

[mojavekid]

78. Slante Iconoclastic Cat !!!!

Now how bout'a shot of the Jamey!!











I got to learn how to post pics...I owe you a Pint!

[iconoclastic cat]

92. Sorry, all we have is Jamey Gold.

[iconoclastic cat]

93. dupe

dupe

[mojavekid]

94. Good enough to make me feel sorry tomorrow!...Line em' up!!

Thanks!!

I am now out the door for the real thing!!! That pic of the Guinness did it...Have a great weekend! U ROK!

[Book Lover]

60. Just take a bottle and pour into my open mouth

Any bottle, I don't care at this point...

[iconoclastic cat]

73. Here it comes!

[Book Lover]

108. Ahhhhhh

Blind indulgence - exactly what I need right now. Thanks barkeep!

[iconoclastic cat]

65. May I have a Woodchuck cider, please? I don't need a glass.

[MrScorpio]

74. Here you go

[iconoclastic cat]

80. Seriously, I will be going to a real lounge for one of those in an hour!

Yummy!

[democracyindanger]

70. Do you still have your radio tuned

to the soft R&B station that you had it on last night?

[MrScorpio]

77. We're playing trip hop and acid jazz

in my joint

[Megahurtz]

82. Wow, it's really busy!

Good thing he's got another bartender on!
:party::grouphug::toast::beer::grouphug::party::toast::party::grouphug::pals::beer:

[iconoclastic cat]

89. Sorry about the wait!

Here's a list of the microbrews:

[Megahurtz]

95. That's cool, I've worked in a restaurant-bar myself........

I'll take a Victory Hop Devil I.P.A.

And thanks!:evilgrin:

[Malocchio]

86. Grey Goose on the rocks

with a twist, please sir!

Long day at the hospital!!!! :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

91. Care to share with Dwayne?

He loves it too

[mojavekid]

97. "That ol' grey goose goin' down the river..."

Damn fine song too!

Cheers!

[Malocchio]

88. Oops.

posted under my husband's name...

NC_Nurse here....

[iconoclastic cat]

90. Here you go, NC!

[NC_Nurse]

106. Mmmm...Mmmm....good!

Thank you kind sirs! :)

[Optimus Primestein]

99. I'll take a shot of that cabo wabo that I've heard so much about.

please. :)

[MrScorpio]

101. You can't just have one shot

[Optimus Primestein]

102. I know - I heard that from a friend.

;)

[madison2000]

100. Make me a girly drink with rum in it

:bounce:

[MrScorpio]

103. Is this girly enough for you?

[madison2000]

104. It will do.

[MrSlayer]

107. I'll have a Molson Golden and may I borrow the house bong?

I've got some goods to fill it with.

[MrScorpio]

109. Here you go

Here's yer drinky poo:


And Bongy, the house bong

[MrSlayer]

118. Thanks innkeep, here's a silver piece for your trouble.

And these go in the bong.

[blue neen]

110. Why thank you MrScorpio!

Don't mind if I do!

Could I have a Chocolate Martini, please? There's an extra tip for you if you could please swirl some chocolate syrup around the inside of the glass.

[MrScorpio]

113. Is this swirly enough for you?

[blue neen]

121. OMG, it's the best Chocolate Martini I ever had!

And you are the greatest bartender! Drinks on me all around to celebrate MrScorpio's succuss! Keep the change.

:toast:

[Downtown Hound]

111. Get me some coffee man

I'm still hung over from last night.

[MrScorpio]

112. A cuppa joe

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

114. Bar still open? A cup of chai tea would be lovely. Thanks.

[MrScorpio]

117. Here we go

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

119. What service! Thank you, Mr. Scorpio. :) Mmm...just right...

[blue neen]

115. Well, if you ran out of the ingredients for a chocolate martini,

then I'll have a Blood Mary, please. Oh my, I'm getting awfully thirsty.

[MrScorpio]

120. Down the hatch!

[blue neen]

122. Delicious!

Do you think you could call a cab for me?

[MrScorpio]

124. Here you go