I met a girl today who says she doesn't believe I played with the beatles

[HEyHEY]

Perceptive little snotbag...

What lies work for you guys?

[NewJeffCT]

1. I had a friend once...

I had a friend once that was pretty big & bulky/athletic looking and he'd always claim he was some hockey player (actual player, forgot his name, but nobody famous...) that was in Florida rehabbing from an injury. It never worked quite right, though. He was kind of not the smartest of guys.

If it had ever worked, I was going to say I was his agent... but, it didn't.

[Red State Rebel]

2. Hahah! Nice try.....geez men..

[Kikosexy2]

3. I played..

with THEE MOSQUITOES but I'll settle for THEE HONEYBEES--"you need us, you need us!" "Like queen needs a king, like a diamond needs a ring"--aaaahhh, Mrs. Howell--what a howl!!!

[NervousRex]

7. Were you...

Bingo, Bango, Bongo or Irving?(who was the true genious in the group IMHO)

[kodi]

4. well, you gave it your best, pete.

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[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. I once met a guy who told me he read palms...

He was holding my hand in no time flat. Not that I minded...

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

6. i'm too lazy too think and act pickup lines

my first working pickup line (even if it wasn't intended to be that) was "you're looking like you'd soon be jumping off a bridge" i was right so it worked for me to get her attention (and about the greatest year in my life ending her death desire and my own).

Gut feeling trumps lie in my experience

[BlueJazz]

8. Gosh..Maybe I better get a better Pick-Up line.

My "I just ate a can of beans...Want to smell something really horrible?" Line isn't working very well. :)

[liberalhistorian]

9. You mean you

DIDN'T play for the Beatles? Oh dear, yet another illusion shattered (sniffle, sniffle, loud sob). :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[gmoney]

10. I knew a guy in college...

who had convinced some entire small town in Missouri that he was old school tennis pro Roscoe Tanner. This was probably 25 years ago... he says that he had people coming up to him asking for autographs on the street as the rumor spread.

Don't think he used it to pick up girls though.

[B Calm]

11. Tell them you are harmless because you had a vasectomy..

[patdem]

12. Well, my great line was AFTER we were in a relationship...

"You have turned my thoughts from suicide to homicide!" And that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :smoke:

[B Calm]

13. You need the look. Remember the flick Gone Fishing?