Need ideas for some school shenanigans

[name not needed]

As I'm in school on monday, thanks to our industrious administrators, or whoever the hell is in charge of the schedule. I plan on doing some dumb shit throughout the day. Anybody have any ideas?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Walk out

We almost did one today :).

[asthmaticeog]

2. Go Columbine!

[Kire]

4. You're right on top of 'em!

Billy: I'm right on top of 'em?

Stranger: Yeah, the people who this place belongs to are buried right under you. You could be a trifle polite.

Billy: A trifle polite?

Stranger: A small thing to ask.

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Bring a laser pointer

and be a major pain in the ass.

[name not needed]

7. I can be a major pain in the ass

sans laser pointer.

[LiviaOlivia]

15. Yeah just be yourself.

eom

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. We stole a friend's car...

and parked it on the football field...that was a good one. Also we stole a friend's shoes and played a giant game of keep-away involving the entire senior class that was another good day. Oh oh oh you should bring walkie-talkies to school and play some covert-ops games. But don't put a bag of dog shit in someone's locker, a kid did that and they didn't let him walk at graduation but another kid robbed a 7-11 a week before graduation and he was allowed to walk so go figure

[politicaholic]

6. Don't shower for two days, show up in pajamas, and bring a television.

Or, when ever possible, recite the "I have a dream" speech as loudly as possible.

Or just lay in the middle of the hall and make them drag you away.

[Donailin]

10. LOL!

Oh, I'm telling my kid that one, that's SO up his alley.

Last week, when he has his friends sleep over, I told them to answer every question the spanish teacher asked with "Papas Fritas!" but to emphasize it in such a way that Shakespeare would be proud.

"PAPAS. . . fritas" with a pause.


But all them had to do it. (The teacher is like 80 and has NO short term memory, that's why this would be such an enjoyable lesson.)

[Donailin]

8. Oh, dude.

My son did this right before winter break. I encourage this shit because life is short and you have to laugh every day, that's my motto. Plus, if you're honor roll all the time, you can get away with it.

He and his friend devised a plan to "fall" into their second period class via the tile ceiling. The class is english and they're reading some pirate type literature from the 1600's. My son provided the rope and the phony plastic power ranger sword and eyepatch. Before the teacher came in, the friend climbed up into the ceiling with the "costume" and when they teacher was ten minutes into the lesson, a rope fell from the ceiling, and the friend climbed down. The teacher was aghast. I wish I could have been there. It must have been so great. My son said no one could stop laughing the rest of the class.

The teacher left a message on my machine later that day, although I didn't get the message until the weekend the break started. She said, "Yes, Mrs. G, I'd like to talk to you about your son, I have some concerns"

none of them academic though, lol.

[name not needed]

9. Wouldn't work

No tiles. Just trusses. Great idea though.

[HEyHEY]

11. Get vaseline and put it on the doorknobs in the office

[JimmyJazz]

12. I really have a hard time believing that YOU need some ideas.

[sasquatch]

13. Fart Contest

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Get as many wind-up toys as possible

the $1-2 little toys that walk or jump when you wind them up.
Sit in the back of the room, pass them out to everyone in the back row, and 10 minutes into class send a wave of toys towards the front of the room.