Good news: Joan Rivers gets competition...

[Dookus]

bad news: It's Star Jones

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20050114/en_usatoday/showdownatgoldenglobes


Is there not ONE remotely likeable celebrity who can do Red Carpet duty?

They should just skip the preshow and come to my house and give me a nasty rash on my ass - it'd be just as enjoyable.

[Taverner]

1. Hey Melissa Rivers is a hottie

I always like looking at her :)

[democracyindanger]

2. Didja know

that Melissa isn't actually Joan's daughter, but just a second person built out of the leftovers from her plastic surgeries?

[mojavekid]

7. "I knew that".....

Damn that was funny.

[Dookus]

3. are you serious?

she's disgusting!

Anybody who's already had that much plastic surgery at HER age is long-term trouble.

Really? You think she's a hottie? *shudder*

Naw... yer kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding....

[Taverner]

4. Serious as hell

But then again, I a bit kookier-than-the-average-ranger

[Dookus]

6. I would say so!

this is Melissa in 20 years:

[Heddi]

9. think ya could make that picture a bit bigger?

the people in the next town over were having problems seeing it :eyes:

[Dookus]

10. LOL

I had to scroll into the dining room to see it.

[Taverner]

12. How else was I to showcase the beauty that is Melissa Rivers?

[Heddi]

16. I'm on cable internet

and opening this thread takes MINIMUM 3 minutes.

Totally. un.ac.ceptable :evilgrin:

[tjdee]

5. NOOOOOOOOOO. What an egomaniac!

My god, my god, my god.

She's a frikkin LAWYER, first of all.

Second of all, just... :eyes:

She said she wants the actors to "bask in the admiration of their colleagues". Uh... :grr: What she really means is she gets to dress up and be Mrs. Married Person who's talking to all the famous people and they will all be admired (but mostly her, because Johnny Depp will only be onscreen for 2 minutes).

:puke:

And I used to like her.

[jrthin]

8. OMG. How

did you know that she was a lawyer? She NEVER mentioned it. Sarcasm off.

I too use to like her, but I find her so cravenous now. She's so busy being a shill for the corporations (i.e., a year or more ago she was the pitch woman for NBC's version of QVC.) that nothing of substance comes out of her mouth anymore.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. What event is this?

[Dookus]

14. Sunday's Golden Globes

I believe

[madrchsod]

13. i love joan and melissa

who better to report on tackiness? star jones? please go away..please!

[Dookus]

15. heheh

CNN showed a bit on it earlier. I didn't see who the celebs were, but one walked right by Joan and flipped her off - she looked shocked. The other was a young woman who said to her "You know, if you learned to get the names right, you'd be much better at this."

[latebloomer]

17. I liked Joan better

before I ever heard her talk show on New York AM radio. She's a flaming Republican.

[AlCzervik]

18. star Jones makes me want to go in my garage, shut the door, start

the engine up and breath deeply from my exhaust pipe.

[Dookus]

19. I just don't know how she's famous

WHO is her audience? I've never met ONE person who can stand her.