I'm trying desperately to get out of the single digit post numbers here -

[Optimus Primestein]

anyone care to help? Please? I really am sorta entertaining in my own weird way. Ask me anything :shrug:

[trotsky]

1. How are the Autobotsches doing?

;-)

[Optimus Primestein]

21. Crud. If that's an OP reference, I'm already lost - but thanks for

posting here in an effort to assist. :hi:

[notadmblnd]

2. ok, I'll bibte

Welcome DU is a great site and I've been here a couple of years. How did you find your way here.

[Optimus Primestein]

7. Erm...um....I read the hate mail bag and I had to join this bunch of

looney toons - thanks for the welcome, btw.

[Taxloss]

41. That's odd, I found this site by way of the hatemail bag!

It turned up in a Google search I did for some obnoxious RW phrase, and I explored from there.

Anyway, welcome OP!

[EstimatedProphet]

3. What do you want to talk about?

[Optimus Primestein]

18. the prophetess for starters...when's the big day, Sport?

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Well, since I'm moving to Ohio in a couple weeks...

the big day, which would have been next June, will likely be this June instead. I'd say June 11.
It'll be a small affair, only a few hundred people-90% her relatives...

[Optimus Primestein]

23. I wish you all the best. And, I will see you in DC in a few days, no?

:bounce:

[EstimatedProphet]

25. I will be there, you bet

We do need to get a list together of who is going

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[Optimus Primestein]

8. ask me in white font and I might have an answer.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Ok.....

If you werea tree, what kind would you be?


:silly:

[Optimus Primestein]

19. a dogwood? I dunno....

What kinda question is that? What is ya, a dorkette or summin'?

[saltpoint]

5. Shhhh! Look, I'm not supposed to say anything but --

-- here on DU, once you are into 3 figures on posts, you have to have sex with Republicans.

I'm taking a huge risk telling you this.

[Optimus Primestein]

11. ew - okay - I quit....'cause that ain't never GONNA happen.

I hear they don't actually MOVE during sex - it could be a rumor, but it came from a reliable source and all....

[saltpoint]

33. : )

---
nice to meet you on DU.

[Optimus Primestein]

50. back at ya, darling.

:hi:

[crispini]

45. HEY!

I never got the memo. Ewwwwwwwwww. Does it stop applying when you go from three figures to four figures?

[saltpoint]

53. Yes it does -- mercifully.

And after 10,000 posts, you get to electrocute the right-wing evangelist of your choice.

So you see, incentive is really built into the program.

[crispini]

58. Oooooooeeeeee! I'd better get to postin! nt

[pres2032]

6. who's your favorite political figure, alive and/or dead?

[Optimus Primestein]

51. Erm. I dunno about political, but....Malcolm X is one of my heros.

Politically - Arbenz? Allende? Victor Jara? Joe Strummer? I dunno.

[pres2032]

56. hehe, those are definitely good ones to have!

[Optimus Primestein]

57. Were you testing me? Did I pass the freeper litmus test?

[pres2032]

59. hehe, maybe, question #2 - Clinton: hero or liar?

haha, J/K. no test. you're cool and i look forward to future conversations.


when someone asks for questions, i try and think up of a different one each time, that's the one that came to mind.

:hi:

[short bus president]

9. If Robot Jews don't believe in Robot Hell,

where do Decepticons go when they die?

[Optimus Primestein]

12. Don't push me, short bus - you know I don't know anything about

this -- oh, and I'll be gentle with the robot hands and all. :P

[short bus president]

17. gentle touch...

Optimus Primestein, Robot Mohel.

;-)

[Optimus Primestein]

20. Gimme a week to adjust the knobs - I'll be fine.

:P

[Moloch]

10. What is your position on...

the North American Free Trade Agreement?

[Optimus Primestein]

14. I'm against NAFTA and CAFTA - I believe in fair trade not free trade.

I only drink fair trade coffee - do I pass the test?

[madison2000]

13. tell us some jokes!

[Optimus Primestein]

16. Jokes? I don't tell jokes - whatever do you mean?

[roguevalley]

24. so, honey, how are ya?

[Optimus Primestein]

26. "honey" - do we know each other well enough to be on a

"term of endearment" basis? :P If so, then - I'm fine, Honey - and you?

[latebloomer]

27. Welcome to DU. OP!

What does your name mean?

[Optimus Primestein]

48. Erm...I think its a reference to a Simpson's character....

:shrug: I dunno - I'm kinda weird that way.

[FuzzySlippers]

28. I see in your profile you say you haven't been feeling

like yourself lately. Who have you been feeling like?

[Optimus Primestein]

49. Like the police walked in for someone....but I said, "who ya lookin' for?"

:hi:

[St. Jarvitude]

29. Dude, you have the best username ever.

I bow before thee, o Great One!

[Optimus Primestein]

38. Ha ha ha ha - if only I knew what it meant...

:P

[kohodog]

30. welcome and relax

this is the lounge.

[Optimus Primestein]

36. Thanks.

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. You've been out of the single digits for 81 posts already

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Not to be the bringer of bad news, but at post number 10 you left the single digits.

[Optimus Primestein]

35. oh crap - I never was good at math - but I am more patrioticker than

you - so who gives a shit? :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. LOL! No your not - I'm the moster patriockcketketer one!!

[Optimus Primestein]

39. Do you really need to see my family portrait again?????

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. Absolutelier!! Show your perfect Christian family again!!

You havge such fine, godly hair. I just know your hair stylist is a Christian and filled with the holy spirit. No one could do hair like that wihtout being born of the spirit and being closer to God than darn near anyone else alive!!

[Optimus Primestein]

44. .

;)

[auntAgonist]

32. Welcome to DU!!!

do you feel loved yet :) ?

[Optimus Primestein]

43. Thanks, Auntie - for some reason, I really don't feel like a newbie.

It's amazing, iddnit? :hi:

[pres2032]

34. Welcome to DU!

haha, i'll try another post instead of the question. Hope your stay is enjoyable and long! :hi:

[Optimus Primestein]

46. Thanks. love - as I've said in the last post - my welcome here

has been so wonderful that I really don't feel like a newbie at all.

[AlienGirl]

40. How weird are you?

Can you out-weird me?

Tucker

[Optimus Primestein]

47. I sure can - you have no idea just how weird I can be....stick around

:hi:

[AlienGirl]

52. Cheese monkey pants to that!

:hi:

[AlienGirl]

54. Check your DUmail!

Wanna play?

[Optimus Primestein]

55. I can only try, dear. Thanks for the thread.