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Sat Jan-15-05 03:19 AM
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Alright. Who is still up with a sense of humor? |
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:20 AM
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:28 AM
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Sat Jan-15-05 05:45 AM
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8. ha ha ha! omg! and then i sponsored... africa |
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"and then 9 stores called albey's opened up selling 13 year old zambian girls".... oh lord that is funny.
i was laughing with the original tape, the other spoof just made it funnier.
ahh, that was fun. :smoke:
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Sat Jan-15-05 08:24 AM
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11. oh crap. that is funny. :-D |
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Sat Jan-15-05 08:36 AM
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14. This poor woman has wonderful intentions--but she's an idiot. |
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:23 AM
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2. I'm up but have no sense of humor. |
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:30 AM
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4. I'm up. And I have a sense of humor. |
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But I have NO sense of humor about being up. Does this make sense?
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:40 AM
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that I have a sense of humor, but occasionally my sarcasm causes some to have seizures.
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:44 AM
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6. My sense of humor always keeps me up |
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Sat Jan-15-05 03:59 AM
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people have told me that they thought I was funny...looking.
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Sat Jan-15-05 05:45 AM
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9. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........... |
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Sat Jan-15-05 06:03 AM
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10. How do I know if I have a sense of humor? |
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I hope I don't have one. That would make me irresistible to women. Then, I wouldn't have time to post on DU so much.
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Sat Jan-15-05 08:29 AM
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12. Have you heard the one about the Boss & his Secretary?? |
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Boss & his Secretary
The boss stood up to leave his secretary’s office. She says, your barracks door is open. He turns red and zips up his fly. After returning to his office, he thinks to himself, every damn time I see her, she has some smart ass remark to embarrass me. So then he thinks a little bit, and marches back into her office. He says, just a little bit ago when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you notice the little soldier standing at attention?
She replies, oh hell no, the only thing I seen was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags.
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Sat Jan-15-05 08:35 AM
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A young man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? You're weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.."
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Sat Jan-15-05 08:50 AM
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15. Engineering student joke |
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An engineering student was riding his new bicycle around campus. He stopped to talk to a friend who was another engineering student. His friend asks, where did you get the new bicycle? He replies, oh you’ll never believe it. Yesterday this beautiful blond came up to me riding this new bicycle. She jumped off her bicycle, took off all her clothes, and says to me, take whatever you want. So I took the bicycle. His friend replies, good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway....
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