I'm Ann Coulter. Say something to me!

[renaissanceguy]

http://www.cafepress.com/liberalissues/472476

[Liberal In Texas]

1. EAT

Then, get longer skirts to hide your ugly legs.

[Cooper]

36. you're not as hot as Dr. Laura.

n/t

[Kire]

2. "something to me!"

I don't have a microphone, so would you like me to use my web cam and you can read my lips?

[Tracyjo]

I heard that you were really a man n/t

[Karenca]

3. I hate you...I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

I just saw your ugly man-face on TV--MSNBC...You're going to be on Monday with ScabBorough....It was hard not to gag.
You're a worthless piece of shit, Ann Coulter...You have so much hate in your 75 lb. body.
I believe your parents despised you, and that is why you grew up to be a full-fledged Nazi in drag.
Go fuck yourself.

I'm done, now I feel better! :)

[6000eliot]

4. Piss off, bitch!

[arcos]

5. fuck you! nt

[nine23]

6. "How does it feel looking like a bottle-blond 80's porn actress, Ann?"

That is to say, washed-up and spent, two decades past your shelf-life? Gravity can be so unkind.

[Vektor]

7. Put a little extra duct tape

on your crotch, your man parts are starting to poke through your dress.

[Liberal In Texas]

8. That made me laugh out loud.... n/t

[Vektor]

9. Allriiiight!

I love it when that happens. I hope you weren't drinking a carbonated beverage.

[Liberal In Texas]

11. Fortunately, no

But I love it, when once and again, someone like you posts something that hits me "just so".

Thanks...!

[Vektor]

13. No prob!

Glad to share some joy!

[Allenberg]

10. Do you have repressed lesbian feelings for Condi Rice?

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Even if I were a lesbian (ok, I'm a guy)

I would find her grossly unappealing.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

Weren't you on Jerry Springer? n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. woohoo, my first dupe n/t

[Seabiscuit]

15. "Bend over!"

"No, not backwards, you moran!"

[Philly Buster]

16. Have a sandwich or something

[KG]

17. why do you hate america so much?

[Hubert Flottz]

18. So when do you leave for Iraq dAnn?

Your Mamma must have had a serious grudge against all of mankind!

[B Calm]

19. Democrats know that you are a Drag Queen, my question

is, does it freak out Freeper men when you have sex or do they enjoy it?

[drumwolf]

20. what do you like more, coke or crystal meth?

And are you able to pay for it yourself or does Rush ever spot you some of his money?

[lpbk2713]

21. Hey, sleaze.

Do you have to put on Eau de Porkchop just to get your dog to play with you? You put the ug in ugly.

[fleabert]

22. go away. please

you are hurting america, and my eyes.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. Eat

Eat, dear. Eat.

[UrbScotty]

24. I love you.

-George W. Bush

[El Fuego]

25. Thank you Ann Coulter! Sometimes I think you must be on OUR side.

Because you are such an over-the-top evil skank, you make the right look far worse than we could ever do. You're doing our work for us!

So thank you Ann, for putting the dark ugly maggotty heart of the right wing on display for all to see.

In a twisted sort of way, I salute you, bitch!

[Deja Q]

26. Learn to become a liberal.

:crazy:

[Dukkha]

27. alright, you asked for it...

ARSE
BASTARD
CUNT
DICK
ELEPHANT COCK
FUCK
GASH
HYMEN
IGUANA SCROCTUM
JIZZ
KANGAROO SPUNK
LABIA
MINGE
NADS
OVARIES
PISS
QUIM
RECTUM
SHITE
TIT
URINE
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
WANK
XYLOPHONE BUGGERY
YOU CUNT
ZEBRA BASTARD ZEBRA, ZEBRA, ZEBRA FUCKER!!!!

[Strawman]

28. Jack Black's song from "Run Ronnie Run" comes to mind

explains why nasty words just won't make a snot of difference to the likes of Ann and suggests another alternative.

[Joe Power]

29. You need more fiber in your diet

No, sticking your fingers down your throat wearing paper gloves does not count.

[Orsino]

30. You are a political porn star, period.

No one capable of buttoning her own blouse could be stupid and cruel enough actually to believe all the things you say. You're in it for the money, pandering to the basest desires of a gullible clientele, and the networks are your pimps.

[barb162]

31. why don't you die a miserable death already

[Dastard Stepchild]

32. So the first guy to dump ya was a Democrat, right?

errr.... something like that...

[iconoclastic cat]

33. COME OUT AND PLAY!

[apple_ridge]

34. Hi Ho! You forgot to take you kneepads off.

[chicagojoe]

35. If I were your husband

you would cause me to become the un-thinkable--A Wife Beater!!!

[Nitrogenica]

37. Who dropped that halitosis bomb on your ass!

[slutticus]

38. Can I use the "C" word?

[Tom_Foolery]

39. What are your measurements? 2 X 4? n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. Hey, ann, do you really

believe they want to invade our country, kill our leaders and convert us all to Islam?

[NightTrain]

41. You need two things, Ann: a good meal and some Lithium.

Try ingesting those two items, Ann. Who knows? It might just turn you into a human being!