My doctor said I have 6 months to live....

[Guy Fawkes]

before my next appointment. :evilgrin:

[Spinzonner]

1. Don't count your months before you have them

[Guy Fawkes]

2. Okay, can I count my eggs, though?

[Spinzonner]

3. I am not knowledgable about your ability to count

However, you may count them if you choose.

Of course, getting to your ovaries to do the census may be problematic in a number of ways ...

[Guy Fawkes]

5. The police took all of my overies away...

They needed the evidence that I am tafficing organs.

[Spinzonner]

6. They should have booked you

for atrocious spelling

[Guy Fawkes]

10. They tried, but I couldn't spell my name right...

so they had to drop the charges for lack of identification.

[Demit]

4. Get a second opinion :)

[Canadian Socialist]

7. If I

was told only 6 months.... I want a credit card with unlimited. Then I'd be down to someplace warm. You know, at least above freezing. YMMV. With dancing boys. Again, YMMV.

edited to add. it hss been -31 ALL freaking week. Make it stop. But t
hat is only the temp. Gotta add on the good old wind chill... -45.

exposed skin will freeze in 30 seconds. I hate this country. I want warm sun and beaches.

HELP!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. My doctor told me I only had six months to live!

So I told him, "Doc I ain't got any money!" He gave me another six months!

[Guy Fawkes]

9. wow, that sounds like a Marx brother's routine

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Rodney Dangerfield!

[roguevalley]

12. you are seriously bad. :)