My pajama bottoms

[MichaelHarris]

have crawled so far up my ass I can taste them, damn this cold front. It's like 2 outside so I slept in PJ's and now I have a wedgie from hell.

[otohara]

1. Thanks For Sharing

so special!

[MichaelHarris]

3. it would have been a more private moment

except that it detracted from my morning ritual of drooling while my dog sleeps on my head.

[salinen]

2. Use "spray 'n wash"

on those, um, soiled areas.

[MichaelHarris]

4. may not need to since

it's so deep I could chew them out.

[salinen]

5. don't pull it out too fast

you may take out something necessary.

[MichaelHarris]

7. I haven't

for that very reason. Speaking of that did ya notice that the Saturn moon pictures looked a little like StopTheMorans colonoscopy?

[salinen]

9. No.

But my Proctologist found a thermometer in his pocket and cannot find his pen.

[MichaelHarris]

10. like one of those

turkey themometers?

[notadmblnd]

6. I always take mine off when I get in bed at night

I leave them on the floor so I can put them back on when I get up.

[MichaelHarris]

8. I usually don't wear anything but

it was like 58677368593^10 degrees below zero last night