DUer most likely to be found in a bathtub, with a bottle of cheap booze

[HEyHEY]

Singing along to "Tuesday's gone" at three A.M.

Nominations?

Whoisalhedges

[Andy_Stephenson]

1. I want to say Will Pitt...

but would that be rude?

:hi: Will

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. Hi Andy!!

How goes the Detective work?

[bettyellen]

27. i'm glad you didn't say me, since don't have a bathtub, but i have drank

and smoked in the shower.
so much to do, so little time.

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. Your arse would be in deep doo doo....

had you named moi.

:loveya:

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. whoisalhedges was the first name that came to my mind too...

n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. Could be me!!

except I don't know the words to "Tuesday's gone". How about "Mercedes Benz"? I know ALL the words, and the drunker I get, the more I sound like Janis!

[jpgray]

4. Isn't that how you usually browse DU? (nt)

[HEyHEY]

6. until I dropped my laptop in the tub, yeah

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. I can only aspire to such greatness...

[chicagojoe]

8. ME

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. LeftPeopleFinishFirst

nt

[BikeWriter]

10. I do all my surfing in bed...

...with a bottle of Windsor Canadian.

[liberalhistorian]

11. I think Short Bus President

would definitely be in the top five (and that's just one of the many reasons why we love him!) :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

12. whoisalhedges, for SURE, but

I'll bet Night Train's got one of those nights in him.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. What's this talkin' like you know me? You don't know me.

Hello? I am a FUNCTIONAL alcoholic. I am long asleep by three A.M. as I have to get up and go to work in the morning. And fer Chrissakes, why would you think I'd sing Skynard?

Now, if you'd asked which DUer is most likely to be found nude, face-down in a puddle of his own sick, in a bus stop at 10 P.M., singing "Little Old Wine Drinker Me," his bottle of cheap booze long ago having been pilfered by a transient... THAT would be me.


My nomination for your award? Wat_Tyler.

[jpgray]

14. Nah, if it's not My Bloody Valentine, Wat's blood resists the alcohol

:silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Nah, that's just a front.

Wat is all about the Southern Rock! :headbang:

[HEyHEY]

20. I've heard his Foghat collection is huge

[asthmaticeog]

16. Huh? Since when do Scots need a catalyst for alcohol?

[jpgray]

18. You need to meet more sensitive Scots

I'm sorry, From the Lion's Mouth is playing. Will you excuse me?

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Ha!

[tigereye]

21. wouldn't that be a Paris gutter

with a very expensive bottle of a limited edition wine from an exclusive vineyard?

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Only if I were drinking myself to death.

You know, so I wouldn't have to pay the charge bill I ran up on the Corton-Charlemagne.

[tigereye]

24. but you would go in style, no?

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Dead in the gutter in front of 5 rue de Verneuil.

Allons-y!

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Wouldn't be me

I'd be found in the bathtub with a bottle of expensive booze, singing "He's Gone" at 3 AM.

[davsand]

22. Do I get to have one of those cute little bath pillows?

If you throw one of those pillows into the mix I might be able to accommodate that one.

Lynyrd Skynyrd--check
Bathtub at three AM--check
Cheap Booze--I can BUY Pepe Lopez Vodka on sale at PeeWee's Liquors.

Yep, all I need is the bath pillow...

Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind...


Laura

[DemGa]

26. I'm ridin' my blues baby, tryin' to ride my blues away

that old train, that old train, goodbye tuesday-a-a-ay. Goodbye Tuesday.