People either run from me or laugh at me

[CatWoman]

I was diagnosed with "pinkeye" yesterday, and one of the rememdies the doctor prescribed is to wear an eyepatch.

I look like a bloody pirate.

[Freebird12004]

1. this too shall pass

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Leer at the cute ones

and say "Ar Ar Ar" a lot. Make it a joke! Flirt outrageously! Who knows, you might get lucky!


And remind the scardy cats that its easier to catch pinkeye BEFORE it has been medicated and the eye placed under a patch!

[leftofthedial]

3. aaaaaaaargh!

bring me another cabin boy!

This one split!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

4. Harrrrrr My Matey!

I'll give you my Nursing Cap, if you turn it sideways it kinda looks like a Pirate hat....

[KG]

it's going around

arrgh!

[name not needed]

5. Arrrrrrrr!

[CatWoman]

16. the only thing I have to say to you is

HEZBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[McKenzie]

6. "Yeh, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye.

I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't want to touch ya

Oh I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, 's brains!

Yeh, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics."

Do you really have Pink Eye? I have no idea what it is?!

edit: hope that doesn't come across as rude. I'm an uncouth Scotsman so blame that.

[CatWoman]

10. Pink eye is a virus

http://www.stlukeseye.com/Conditions/Conjunctivitis.asp

[McKenzie]

17. not nice. hope it gets sorted

thanks for the info'.

regards

[flamingyouth]

7. You need a puffy shirt

Perhaps a parrot on the shoulder. ;)

Seriously, that's a miserable thing to get - hope you feel better very soon.

[CatWoman]

15. LOLOLOL

That's the same thing Ulysses said :D

[commander bunnypants]

8. wonder why?

CB

[charlie]

9. Lucky you

I once got it in both eyes. No eyepatch for me. I looked like ET on a bender. Had to start each day by breaking the crust sealing my lids... talk about the crack of dawn...

[Lenape85]

11. Remember that South Park episode.........

[Elidor]

12. I run laughing from you

:evilgrin:

[trof]

13. We sail underrr tha Jolly Rogerrrr!

Arrr me hearties!
Shiver me timberrrrs.
Batten down the hatches.
Flog the mains'l.
And similar Large John expressions of antique nautycalness.

[CatWoman]

14. you guys are so fucking funny

while I was in the waiting room, the nurse came out and kept yelling at me to stop rubbing my eye. She then put a large bandage over it, and that's when it started.

Good thing I have a healthy sense of humor :D

[jus_the_facts]

18. Yo Ho Ho....

......get a bottle o'RUM!! :D

:hi: Midori...sure do hate that for ya...I used to get pink eye all the time as a kid...kept goin' 'round my day care center....I KNOW how horrible it is to have...get better soon!!! :hug: :loveya:

[Parche]

19. laugh

Or do both????

[Skittles]

20. come on Midori, borrow a parrot already and be done with it!!!

:D

[CatWoman]

21. LOLOLOLOL

Argh, Matey!

:hi:

[ulysses]

22. YO HO HO and a bottle of

[CatWoman]

23. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's the stuff.

maybe I'll dye my eyepatch that color, no? :hi: