So I was at Barnes & Noble last night.

[Left Is Write]

Having a cuppa and browsing the books. I came across a book entitled Losing Bin Laden: How Bill Clinton's Failures Unleashed Global Terror.

So there you go, folks. Apparently everything wrong with the world IS, in fact, Bill Clinton's fault.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Here's their next one:

Krakatoa: How Bill Clinton Preemptively Caused the Worst Natural Disaster in History, Over 100 Years Before He Was Born

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. I smell Al Franken's next book's title!

Great for a satirical work!

[yardwork]

10. Krakatoa! That's a good one! Other possibilities:

The Great Plague: All Clinton's Fault?

The Irish Potato Famine: Bill Clinton Caused the Blight!

The Eruption of Vesuvius: More Tales of Bill Clinton's Penis

[Left Is Write]

11. I'll bet he was at Mrs. O'Leary's house the night of the fire too.

[Straight Shooter]

2. Yes, it's true. Everything is the fault of the Clenis.

In fact, fundamentalist neoChristians have recently discovered documents which unequivocally prove that the Clenis was the serpent in the Garden of Eden, and it was he who was responsible for tempting Eve and thus causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve.

The Clenis is so, so, so wicked, that nothing can stand against it. Generations from now, Republicans will still be blaming the Clenis for their own failures, because the Clenis did not stop them.

It's shameful, truly, it's such a disgrace.

BTW, meteorologists are also exploring a theory that the Clenis was responsible for the recent catastrophic tsunami. Stay tuned ...

[Nitrogenica]

3. Actually, because terrorism became defined as a way for Clinton

to take attention away from his big scandal (just check freeper archives), * ignored terrorism in general and especially terrorism warnings. He tried to distance himself from all that is Clinton and put his attention to his polar opposite agenda during the spring and summer of 2000.

9/11 is his crown jewel.

[Nitrogenica]

4. Actually, because terrorism became defined as a way for Clinton

to take attention away from his big scandal (just check freeper archives), * ignored terrorism in general and especially terrorism warnings. He tried to distance himself from all that is Clinton and put his attention to his polar opposite agenda during the spring and summer of 2000.

9/11 is his crown jewel.

[fluffernutter]

5. well thanks for clearing that up.

:wtf:
did you read any of it? i'd love to hear how the author backs that title up.

[Left Is Write]

8. I couldn't even bring myself to touch it.

It was sitting on a shelf not far from Sean Hannity's and Bill O'Liely's faces, so you can imagine I was a bit nauseated already.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. So how do you suppose Bill did that tsunami thing?

He sure is a powerful fellow.

[LibDemAlways]

7. And did you know it's Clinton's fault that

the chimp is fed scripted lines? When I played the CNN clip of the dumbass being fed lines at the D-day celebration, my repuke aquaintance said he must have learned how to do it from Clinton. These people are seriously screwed up.