If you were a rapper, what would be your name?

[Guaranteed]

Personally, I'd call myself G Whiz. Cuz I'd be straight G, and when I get drunk I whiz a lot. :)

How about you?

[HEyHEY]

1. Jer the funky homosapien

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. I think my username would be good enough for that as-is. (nt)

[ET Awful]

3. Well, if some jheri curled gansta rapper hadn't stolen it from me years

ago, I would of been EZ since those are my freakin' initials and I've been called that by my dad since I was like 2 years old. But NOOOOOOOO some guy from Compton had to go and steal it.

It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the Jheri Curl, but that damned Jheri Curl Juice is just nasty.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Beatmaster H

I'm a straight-up thug wit a flexible wrist
I'm a gun-totin', motherfuckin' onanist
I ain't got no woman, but I don't mind
I got hairy palms, and I'm goin' blind

[jeff30997]

5. Funky Grand Master J

[Droopy]

6. Snoop Droopy Dog.

[RagingInMiami]

7. MC Loco

[StClone]

8. J-Paz

Mister J-Paz...what's blow'n.

[Guaranteed]

9. Yo, what's crackalackin', J-Paz? nt

[Guaranteed]

10. I'm the shiznit! nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. Plain brown rapper

nt

[Fleshdancer]

12. "The rap artist formally known as GloriaSmith"

it could work, right????