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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:48 PM
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Poll question: Would you have eaten....the APPLE?
If you were Adam, would you have eaten the apple?
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:49 PM
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1. Nekked woman brings me food
I eat it.
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CarpeVeritas Donating Member (164 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:50 PM
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2. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
nt.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:52 PM
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3. Hmmm....run around naked and stupid.
or be able to dress FABULOUSLY and be smart.

No contest....Give me the fruit!
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:55 PM
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4. nah, I'd have asked her for a kebab
or a lamb balti.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 05:58 PM
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5. Adam didn't specifically eat an apple
That was just one of Milton's inventions in Paradise Lost that really "took seed" if you will.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:00 PM
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6. Not before giving a speech...
Edited on Sun Jan-16-05 06:01 PM by expatriot
In which I would shake my fist at heaven,

"Oh my benevolent Creator, hast thou no shame to frame my fate in such biting chains so soon after you gave me breath? Hast thou given me the choice to remain lifeless dust rather than play the pawn in your sadistic Shakespearean tragic History of Man. Like a playwright that places the gun that kills the hero in the last act on the mantle in the first act, so have you let the Villain into the Garden to exploit the weakness you planned for us! You wretched Father, nothing more than a sadistic boy who pours honey on the sidewalk only to fry the ants that go to it with a magnifying glass! Out of pride and with full knowledge of my doom do I eat this fruit of truth in defiance of you!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:00 PM
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7. Felix culpa so probably yes
also, would I know what's going to happen?
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:01 PM
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8. Once I ate an Apple IIe.
Does a Mac taste better ?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:08 PM
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9. Who ever said it was an apple?
:)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:12 PM
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11. You're right, it probably wasn't an apple
Since they didn't have them in the Mideast.

most likely a pomegranate.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:20 PM
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12. God contracted Halliburton to do the landscaping...
They had apple trees brought in.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 08:02 PM
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15. Maybe it was a fig? :)
Fig trees are very common in the region :)
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Lone_Wolf_Moderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:11 PM
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10. Of course not! n/t
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:24 PM
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13. Of course. It's nothing more than an allegory...
... but why would one choose ignorance?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-05 06:33 PM
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14. Do you have a good recipe for knowledge pie?
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