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Sun Jan-16-05 06:29 PM
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WHy does it take girls so long to do everything? |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:30 PM
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1. Uh, because we do it right the first time? |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:30 PM
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:32 PM
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Edited on Sun Jan-16-05 06:33 PM by HEyHEY
females in general
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:31 PM
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3. I'm a woman and it does not take |
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me a long time to do things.
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:32 PM
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4. Because you're doing it wrong. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:33 PM
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6. Does your mother tell you everything? |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:35 PM
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9. Oh, man. I thought you had better taste than my mom. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 07:01 PM
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:46 PM
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15. If you keep touching it, you'll go blind. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:46 PM
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16. trust me man - that ain't true |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:33 PM
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7. I'm a man, and I always take longer. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:35 PM
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10. Well your sex partners must be pleased. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:34 PM
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8. Because sometimes getting there is half the fun. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:39 PM
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11. because WOMEN have to do their work and men's work as well |
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at least this is my experience. Men tend to think they don't have to pick up their clothes off the floor and hang them up or put them in the hamper. They don't think that they have to put their shoes away so they are not in the middle of the floor to stumble over. They think the floor is the place for wastepaper, not the basket at their elbow. They don't understand the concept of doing dishes at all.
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:41 PM
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that's news to my vagina...
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Sun Jan-16-05 09:58 PM
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23. have you been at my house? |
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sure sounds like it.:evilgrin:
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:43 PM
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13. cause most of you think a makeup-less woman is gross |
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Sun Jan-16-05 09:32 PM
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22. I'm thinking most men wouldn't notice |
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if women didn't wear makeup or happened to be wearing the same outfit. If a man noticed you were wearing black shoes, they would be very attentive. If they noticed anything about them other than they were black, (heels, straps, shiny, bows,gold dodads,whatever) they are either shoe salesmen or exceptionally observant.
Granted the range of behavior between individuals is almost as great as the range between sexs. IOW, your mileage may vary and trying to apply concrete examples to this is pointless. But in general, ...
I think most of the stuff women do to make get ready to go out is to outdo other women. It's more about the types of ways people compete - Men do it with sports and money, Women with looks.
If it were to get men's attention, they would stop doing it for going out once they got married, wouldn't they?
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:47 PM
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Doesn't take me a long time to do everything.
Only the things I want to take a long time.
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:55 PM
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18. Because we have to sit down to pee? |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:58 PM
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19. Because we get interrupted |
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By men who don't know what they're doing unless we direct them. :)
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Sun Jan-16-05 07:09 PM
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Speaking for myself, and not my gender, I find that it does not take me very long to do anything. But then, I cut a lot of corners and generally do an unaccpetable to mildly unacceptable job when it comes to many tasks. :)
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Sun Jan-16-05 10:05 PM
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24. It only seems that way to us boys... |
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...because we don't count the time we take fiddling around, refusing to read the instructions or to ask for directions, or the time spent pretending to know what we're doing before finally breaking down and asking our mommies where the necessary supplies are.
Once that's all out of the way, yeah, we can be pretty efficient.
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Sun Jan-16-05 10:11 PM
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26. Men are simple. Women are complex. |
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And therefore, men take less time, women take more time.
To do everything.
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