I need a Martini. Who's tending bar tonight?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I can't believe no one has opened the bar yet.

What the hell? You know, this never happened before (insert your change in DU or major event or other thing you want to bitch about or some DUer who left or some DUer who's new, etc.).

Open the damn bar someone!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Whose leg you do you have to hump to get a drink around here?

I'm so dry, I could...

Anyway, bartender! Bartender!!

[jpgray]

3. You're cut off--too drunk to do possessives properly

:silly:
*Whose* fault is that? Your own.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Oh, you bastard.

You insensitive clod-lout git. You badinage. You malcontented perverted malodorous evil worm.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Thanks for the tip! I'll correct the post now.

[jpgray]

8. Not my fault you have a brick in your hat, sirrah

But now I must absquatulate, to fight bad grammar another day. Hi ho Participle, away!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. absquatulate all you want!

Just don't be brobdignagian in the head about it.

And close your mouth when you breath. :-)

[undergroundrailroad]

2. Well, I want a Rabrrrrr painting! SOMEONE OPEN THE GALLERY!

Undergroundrailroad :hi:

PS: I'll take a Vernors whenever the bar is open :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. The gallery is always open!

Even though the website is down.

If you want a painting, just PM me... :-)

One Vernors for UGRR, bartender, and a Martini for me! BARTENDER!!! BARRRRTENNNNNDEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

12. Mina!

:bounce: x1000!

[Dr.Phool]

5. I am

Vodka or gin?
Straight up or rocks?
Shaken or stirred?
Olives? Stuffed w/ anchovies, bleu cheese, onions, or habanero pepper?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Whew! Thanks!! Sorry for the shouting, but I figured with all the din

in the lounge, you couldn't hear me.

One gin Martini, Sapphire, very dry, stirred, straight up with queen-sized fresh non-lye-cured olives from the local grocery.

Thanks!

Oh, and a Vernors for UGRR!

[Dr.Phool]

11. You got it

But this is a classy joint. We don't have Vernors:)

[Optimus Primestein]

9. erm...I'll have a martini if you are buying

but I really am more patrioticker than you --- just in case you were wondering....:7

[seriousstan]

13. 6:11 AM and gin and tonic an appalachian chronic

still fueling this engine.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. You're a might more hardcore than I am, friend

I couldn't drink gin until 6 am.

[BikeWriter]

15. ...and a double shot of whisky to prime the pump.

;)