I'm Grover Cleveland, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[many a good man]

1. Is it true that you were so fat

that you got stuck in the WH bath tub?

[Lenape85]

3. No, that was fucking Taft

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. That answer of yours gives me wrong mental images. (nt)

[Lenape85]

14. Well, too fucking bad

[yardwork]

Really, really wrong images according to the White House....

[asthmaticeog]

2. HELLO, CLEVELAND!

Sorry, I *had* to. No question. Carry on.

[T Town Jake]

4. "Ma, ma, where's my Pa?" (n/t)

[Lenape85]

15. Gone to the honky house, ha ha ha

[jdots]

5. are you still on Sesame Street ?

we thought your last name was Acron....okay whats Big Bird really like? sorry

[Lenape85]

17. Yes I am, I am a predator

[saltpoint]

6. Yeah, Grover. Dude. What's up with that throat cancer thing?

[Lenape85]

18. No, the Democratic Party today has cancer

[saltpoint]

32. Hi, again, Lenape85. If you will accept a compliment --

-- I would lay this one down: your interest in and command of history is strong and impressive.

My father, a history teacher, would have admired your posts a lot.

On Grover Cleveland -- didn't his aides pirate him away from the White House in the middle of the night to have a throat operation off-shore -- and the public wasn't told until 2 or 3 days later?

Or am I getting this info screwed up?

[baldguy]

7. I used to drive by you every day.

But, I don't work downtown anymore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_Cleveland

[Lenape85]

21. That's an ugly statue of me, I'm suing

[Strawman]

8. What did you do with yourself between 1889-92?

[Lenape85]

22. I m********ed a lot

[Strawman]

30. That's what it said in my HS history book too

and sounds alot like what I did between 1989-92.

[Lenape85]

31. They used to have a nickname for me, but I can't say it

[aden_nak]

9. Wasn't moving in twice a pain in the ass?

[Lenape85]

23. I voted for Bush, he's a lot like me

[Beer Snob-50]

11. do you believe that an all you can eat buffet

is still not enough to eat for you?

[Lenape85]

24. Nope, I love eating

[DelawareValleyDem]

12. Were the locks on the White House doors

changed during your absence?

[Lenape85]

25. I snuck into the WH several times to try on Mrs. Harrison's wardrobe

[DrGonzoLives]

13. How is your illegitimate child doing?

n/t

[Lenape85]

26. She's fine

[JohnKleeb]

16. Tell me, did your draft replacement live to see the end?

[Lenape85]

27. I didn't quite think about it

[Arkana]

19. Did you really pee out the Oval Office window once?

[Lenape85]

28. I've done worse

[Sanity Claws]

20. Did you know

that there was a famous baseball pitcher, Grover Cleveland Alexander, named after you? I think he's more famous than you.

[Lenape85]

29. Yes, I am the greatest prez of all time

[KitchenWitch]

33. Is it true that you rock

All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks

[Lenape85]

34. Rock and roll is Satan's music

[KitchenWitch]

35. yup

:evilgrin:

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[KitchenWitch]

37. you did

nice job with the press...ice on the wings...BRILLIANT work.