A Freeper just taught me CPR - ask me anything

[KurtNYC]

CPR and how to use an automatic defibrillator. She told us all about how Boosh prevented "all the other planes" from "making 911 worse" and other fantasies about how he was a hands-on leader with incredible vision.

I wanted to ask if she had been using the defibrillator shock pads on her head.

[Dr.Phool]

1. Sounds like she needs electroshock

to bring her back to reality.

[peekaloo]

2. Eeewwwww.....did she use her tongue during the mouth to mouth?

[ewagner]

3. Did you think about

using the defibrillator on her to wake her up?

Maybe some form of electric shock therapy is in order....... :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. WHY, pray tell, DIDN'T you say that????? (nt)

[Aiptasia]

5. Is there a good samaritan law in that state?

Just in case your instructor requires CPR herself. Will you be like Seinfeld's last episode, and be arrested for "doing nothing?"

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Frankly, that is the only explanation.

Those defibrillator pads can totally alter your outlook.

[Richardo]

7. Report her. How did all that come up in a CPR training session?

:wtf: She may need to be reported for inappropraite conduct - there is no need for such propagandizing during a public service activity that is supposedly to benefit citizens of all political parties. :eyes:

[KurtNYC]

11. We're in NYC and you can see the WTC site from our meeting

room.

And my employer is a top Bush donor.

[Richardo]

12. Oh yeah the site where 3,000 died 'cause Bush abandoned his post.

I remember that.

[DelawareValleyDem]

8. Would you use it on her if she needed it?

[Taxloss]

9. Don't worry, it DOES work on Democrats. n/t

[KurtNYC]

10. Oh yeah, she had to discuss what to do with nipple piercings

and says, "you don't know the people you work with, what they do. When you open that shirt, they may have a jewelry there, you know..."

Co-worker: "Like a nipple ring?"

Btw, if they do have a piercing, take it out, it screws up the machine.

[DS1]

13. I've yet to be impressed by public safety/medical services

personnel. It's a sea of mediocrity, although of course, I'll be happy to see them when I need them.