"How many Bush Administration officials does it take......

[JohnnyRingo]

....to change a light bulb?



None. There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn't work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness. - - John Cleese

Added in edit:
https://www.thejohncleese.com/spage.php?ID=8

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Oh my God, that's good.

Is this recent stuff from Cleese? I love him!!!

[mcscajun]

2. I like John Cleese too...but I'm not sure that's his.

It's been floating around the joke sites for quite some time now attributed to various sources.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Someone's always making me do the footwork: LOL

https://www.thejohncleese.com/spage.php?ID=8

[mcscajun]

6. Thanks! I'd heard it on "Prairie Home Companion" in November...

:)

I concede...how could I do otherwise?

:bounce:

[NYC Liberal]

3. Or, off an old Microsoft joke..

"None. Just change the standard to darkness."

[Taxloss]

4. LOL! I heard a good one the other day:

Bush and Cheney are eating in a restaurant. A waiter overhears part of their conversation, which runs like this:

Dick: So, the plan is we murder 100,000 Iraqis, and then break up Jennifer Aniston's marriage.

George: We murder 100,000 Iraqis and then break up Aniston's marriage, right?

Dick: Yeah, we murder 100,000 Iraqis and then deal with Aniston.

George: 100,000 Iraqis dead, then we split the Pitts. Gotcha.

The waiter doesn't say anything and continues his business, but is plagued by questions over what he's just heard. Eventually, curiosity overcomes him and he has to return to the table and ask a question. So he goes over and asks:

Waiter: Uh ... Sirs ... why are you planning to break up Jennifer Aniston's marriage?

And Dick turns to George and says:

"You see, George, I told you most people wouldn't notice the Iraqis."