Static charge -- what does that say about a person?

[The Backlash Cometh]

Around this time of the year I test car doors and grocery store doors with the back of my hand before opening them because, inevitably, I get zapped. Now, you might say this is normal but I live in Florida where it's not always cold enough for the right factors to be present, and it still happens.

I get zapped even when I'm wearing rubber soles! I get zapped even when I exaggeratedly pick up my feet when I walk to make sure I don't build up a charge.

So, what does that say about someone's body chemistry when this happens so frequently?

[RC]

1. The rubber soles will do it. Try leather.