Man, I'm here ALL the time. What do you guys WANT from me?

[Bouncy Ball]

I've figured it out. You use your liberal mind rays on me to keep me here. Ok, I give up, I'm not going to fight it anymore.

I just wonder what you guys WANT from me, anyway. I mean, I post to threads that have no responses because I hate it when they just sink like that and I don't want anyone to feel unloved. I try not to start threads like "HEY! I just ate a sammich!" I'm complying with the no sex thread rule.

So what is your purpose for having me here? You are already cutting me down to about three hours of sleep a night. I eat a lot of meals at my computer (you should see my keyboard).

Can you just state your purpose or take me to your leader or something?

[intheflow]

1. We only want your pizza order.

[fluffernutter]

3. lmao! i love it!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Oh well in that case

an extra large, easy on the sauce (VERY easy) extra cheese with pepperoni and green olives. Regular crust.

I just had lunch but I'll save it for dinner.

:hi:

Thanks!

[hickman1937]

6. How about a bucket of water or beer

to go with all that salt?

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Mmmmm both.

[Briarius]

2. We want your liver

and maybe a kidney if you've got the time to sit still for that...

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I think I can spare a kidney

but first you have to ask me to smell your "perfume" in the parking lot of a mall, knock me out, then take it and leave me to wakeup in a bathtub hours later.

[Briarius]

8. don't forget the ice!

and the message written in blood not to get up. Maybe we'll even dress you in drag and take pics while you're out, not that it's much of a threat :evilgrin:

[northamericancitizen]

11. A mirror, a buddy, a lover, a consellor, a teaser,

A tranqualizer, an upper, a downer.


A little bit of Jessica on my side a little bit of ... Mambo #5

A relationship where just the words can be used.

Some fun just being silly.

No need to worry about the pimple growing on my chin as long as my mind is sharp, baby we can go anywhere.

Take me downton, uppertown or in one of those sleazy bear parlor. Who cares anyway.

Gender not declared..hum well that means that I can chose who you are depending of my moods or the words you wrote. i like it.

On on more serious note, today Dear Bouncy Ball, I need a coach to calm me down and help me concentrate cause I have to give a 2 hours speach in a couple of hours.

I will be giving to 30 volonteers my receipe to go tru life with overreactive emotions.

Thanks for being there Bouncy Ball.

From a northern friend

Lise

[hickman1937]

7. I just posted here and it still says

that there are 0 responses. What is going on?

[Bouncy Ball]

10. It's the liberal mind rays.

They are very strong.

[hickman1937]

12. You know whats even stronger?

Liberal death rays. Some freeper needs to be the target of a unified hunt.

[intheflow]

13. If liberal death rays were that strong

BushCo. would have all been wiped out long ago.